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Two Florida men were caught with their hands in the pasta jar after they used Ragu sauce to try and burn down a home they robbed last week, police said.
"He was trying to make it look like I left the stove on but who gets up at 2 a.m. and fixes sketti?" the victim told the WKMC-TV.
originally posted by: BloodStainedGlass
Florida Man is the craziest dude ever. Seriously, do an internet search for florida man. I would say it is all the drugs that come through those parts but florida has an astonishing amount of CRAZY. Must be something in the air or water.
originally posted by: the owlbear
Florida is the turd of America.
Naked people eating peoples faces, hurricanes, swamps filled with giant snakes and gators, Jimmy Buffet, retirees...
Now Ragu bandits.