I have to so the plane doesn't crash

a reply to: IAMTAT

No matter how many times that I laugh myself silly?

a reply to: Liquesence

You wanted to be entirely sure about the integrity of the machine you were operating.

I wanted to be entirely sure of the integrity of the mechanics who messed with that bird before me.

I trust the machine. I trust the people working on them...But verify.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT

I was wondering if you could get any more crude than this?
I am trying to clear my brain of this image of you "man-spreading".

Be grateful I didn't throw in a 'Snakes On A Plane' reference.

Every time I see a mod listed as the last person to post in a thread, I HAVE to check to see if the closed the thread.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT

I was wondering if you could get any more crude than this?
I am trying to clear my brain of this image of you "man-spreading".

Be grateful I didn't throw in a 'Snakes On A Plane' reference.

I almost did, actually, before the thread had gotten past page one.

I'm just glad that this thread has stayed at the high standard that I demand of all my threads.

I'm just waiting for Masterpiece Theatre to call for privileges to my threads.

They have my number.

I keep giving it to them.

any day now. . . . .

still waiting. . . . . . .

a reply to: DBCowboy

I heard you were eaten in flight.

You must prove you're DB.

originally posted by: Liquesence


You must prove you're DB.

A secret bonus of 1st class is that the stewardesses actually pull your fingers if you have to fart. And the poo stink goes to coach.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Liquesence


You must prove you're DB.

A secret bonus of 1st class is that the stewardesses actually pull your fingers if you have to fart. And the poo stick goes to coach.

Definitely not DB. In the secret bonus of first class, they don't pull your finger.

a reply to: Liquesence