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You wanted to be entirely sure about the integrity of the machine you were operating.
originally posted by: IAMTAT
originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT
I was wondering if you could get any more crude than this?
I am trying to clear my brain of this image of you "man-spreading".
Be grateful I didn't throw in a 'Snakes On A Plane' reference.
originally posted by: DBCowboy
originally posted by: Liquesence
You must prove you're DB.
A secret bonus of 1st class is that the stewardesses actually pull your fingers if you have to fart. And the poo stick goes to coach.