I have to so the plane doesn't crash

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: DBCowboy

What if the grease on your hands changes the aerodynamics of the flight causing catastrophic failure?

I knock on my head to whisk away negative thoughts. "Knock on wood."

I don't know if it works.

I get more splinters that way. Knock on other peoples noggins. Mutually assured destruction that way !!

originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'll be logging off soon.

Have to travel again. Early flight and all that.

Before I board, I have to touch the outside of the plane I'm flying in.

So it won't crash.


I know.

Weird.

Does anyone else have those weird rituals?

Next time I'm reminded of the safety of the plane I'm boarding, I'll reply with "yes, but was it touched by a Cowboy"?

hahaha kinky.

You know they never score though, right?

originally posted by: Liquesence
a reply to: DBCowboy

Touch, or grab, everyone to make sure they're not trans, for your personal and aviational safety.

Allahspeed.

You can't do that. How does transatlantic even work then?

a reply to: DBCowboy

I have the same habbit with breasts.
Touching boobies to ensure the safety of the masses

We all have to make sacrifices, some are just greater than others...

a reply to: DBCowboy


Each to their own I guess.


I just drink a lot of scotch.

a reply to: DBCowboy

That reminds me of the Stephen King story, N, that appears in Just After Sunset.

a reply to: DBCowboy


I like to make sure the pilot and co-pilot aren't stressed so I typically give them a nice shiatsu before takeoff.

Hey, DB, do you like movies about gladiators?

I'm certainly the last person to jump to rash conclusions...but we haven't heard back from DB since he boarded that plane.
Obviously...

a reply to: IAMTAT


If he crashed there would be a crater to rival that one in Arizona.

Either that or he was too cheap to spring for the inflight Wi-Fi.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


If he crashed there would be a crater to rival that one in Arizona.

Either that or he was too cheap to spring for the inflight Wi-Fi.

Ok...I'm sure you're right.
...But I was picturing more of a 'Murder On The Orient Express' kind of thing.

a reply to: IAMTAT


SPOILER ALERT

Everyone on the aircraft kills DB.

I am the same. Before I fly I have to touch the pilot. Like two hands round his throat and threaten him to fly me safely or I will have to kill him. I'd like to touch the flight attendants bums (that's females only) but they're pilots property only and besides I'd get thrown off the plane. Cheers, fly safely DB.

Much the same.

As I'm boarding I have to touch the outside of the plane. It's gotten me some strange looks, and some knowing ones from flight attendants/gate attendants...

So I venture to guess that while we are strange, Cowboy, we're not alone in our strangeness. Where this boarding ritual is concerned, anyway.

Damn. This is the second time this year I've had to log in. But I couldn't pass up posting.

I have the same plane boarding ritual. I always touch the outside of the plane before getting on. Seagull, Cowboy, glad to know I'm not the only one.

I want to first assure everyone that I am alive. Yeah, 6.99 was too much to pay for internet when I already was busy pounding bloody Mary's and watching "Wonder Woman", sorry.

Second, it's nice to know I'm not the only one. Good to know that there are more of us keeping the skies safe for everyone else.

Third, little known fact; even in first class, they frown on you when you take your pants off.

a reply to: GreenGunther

Really cute, I wonder how many times have you been slapped
for touching?

originally posted by: DBCowboy

Third, little known fact; even in first class, they frown on you when you take your pants off.

It's been my experience, that it's not so much my being naked from the waist down they object to in first class...but the man-spreading that goes along with it.

Watching Wonder Woman at the same time, probably doesn't help matters, either.


Glad you're okay.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I was wondering if you could get any more crude than this?
I am trying to clear my brain of this image of you "man-spreading".

originally posted by: mamabeth
I was wondering if you could get any more crude than this?

This only registered a 5.8 on the IAMTAT crudeness Richter Scale. Wait for the mega-earthquake of heinous crudeness that's building up inside his disturbed mind, it will level cities to their foundations with its vileness.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT


I am trying to clear my brain of this image of you "man-spreading".

You can't....ever.



MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....