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6-pack of Ninkasi, Pack of Smokes, and Strongbad's Game for Attractive People... and mah birfday

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posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 02:06 AM
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a reply to: Abysha

Heppy burfdey!!




posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 02:08 AM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: pheonix358
My reading comprehension is usually fine.

You have a daughter ... great.

You have a boyfriend ... cool

You have a girlfriend ... who is on a date

You have a husband ... very understanding guy.

Happy strange birthday.

P


Portland.


Sounds complicated, could be worse though. You could live in utah.


Wait... I thought that's how Mormon's rolled.


I think your short a few husbands and a dozen kids.


Wait... a few husbands?! That's not how I thought they rolled, after all.

Tell me more about this Joseph Smith. I'm suddenly interested.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 02:12 AM
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a reply to: Abysha

Send me 199.95 and I'll send you this beautifully bound limited edition of the book of Mormon, complete with stylish carrying case.

Hurry, this offer is limited and ends when supplies are exhausted.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 02:19 AM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock
a reply to: Abysha

Send me 199.95 and I'll send you this beautifully bound limited edition of the book of Mormon, complete with stylish carrying case.

Hurry, this offer is limited and ends when supplies are exhausted.


How about I just send my "thoughts and prayers".

Just gimme the damn Joseph Smith Cuck book you promised me.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 02:24 AM
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a reply to: Abysha

Well, that seemed a bit hostile. I think someone just earned them a time out.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 02:25 AM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock
a reply to: Abysha

Well, that seemed a bit hostile. I think someone just earned them a time out.



Is that how it starts? I'm digging this Book or Mormon so far.


Lol.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 02:29 AM
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Wishing you a happy one! That'd be cool if you had my ATS month and day join date.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 02:30 AM
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a reply to: Abysha

Happy birthday!



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 02:34 AM
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originally posted by: dreamingawake
Wishing you a happy one! That'd be cool if you had my ATS month and day join date.



Just looked. Awesome!!!!
edit on 20-8-2017 by Abysha because: clarificationalizinalization



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 02:35 AM
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a reply to: Abysha

Happy birthday!



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 02:42 AM
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a reply to: Abysha

Happy birthday.

I hope you....

I know you're having a better time than me.



ps. clarificationalizinalization haha. love it.
edit on 20-8-2017 by Reverbs because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 03:05 AM
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The strip club portion is actually the oldest gentlemen's club in Portland. The whole place is like this weird tiny little Portland historical landmark.


Tear it down, it's misogynistic... Haha I couldn't resist.

Edit: happy birthday! That was mean but I can't bring myself to delete it haha.
edit on 20-8-2017 by CriticalStinker because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 03:25 AM
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originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: Abysha


The strip club portion is actually the oldest gentlemen's club in Portland. The whole place is like this weird tiny little Portland historical landmark.


Tear it down, it's misogynistic... Haha I couldn't resist.

Edit: happy birthday! That was mean but I can't bring myself to delete it haha.



Strip clubs aren't misogynistic in my book. As long as a woman owns it. And she owns this one, lol.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 03:28 AM
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originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: Abysha


The strip club portion is actually the oldest gentlemen's club in Portland. The whole place is like this weird tiny little Portland historical landmark.


Tear it down, it's misogynistic... Haha I couldn't resist.

Edit: happy birthday! That was mean but I can't bring myself to delete it haha.



Strip clubs aren't misogynistic in my book. As long as a woman owns it. And she owns this one, lol.

I was just kidding. Not my best joke as I've hated the current tone of discussion in this country.

But again, happy birthday. Even if you are from a city with weird donuts with bacon on them..... Or maybe that's not weird



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 03:29 AM
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originally posted by: Reverbs
a reply to: Abysha

Happy birthday.

I hope you....

I know you're having a better time than me.



ps. clarificationalizinalization haha. love it.



Ugh! Gods! I feel horrible now. Your situation sucks ass. Like, the worst ass. Fissures and hair... all that... that kind of ass.

I hope you find better luck in your love future. Oof... seriously. Your story bummed me out. I wish I could help other than just saying "you'll find more fish in the sea" because that sounds so cliche.

But... yeah. Fish, sea, exploration, safer sex. All that. You'll find it.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 03:33 AM
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originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: Abysha


The strip club portion is actually the oldest gentlemen's club in Portland. The whole place is like this weird tiny little Portland historical landmark.


Tear it down, it's misogynistic... Haha I couldn't resist.

Edit: happy birthday! That was mean but I can't bring myself to delete it haha.



Strip clubs aren't misogynistic in my book. As long as a woman owns it. And she owns this one, lol.

I was just kidding. Not my best joke as I've hated the current tone of discussion in this country.

But again, happy birthday. Even if you are from a city with weird donuts with bacon on them..... Or maybe that's not weird



Hah! Is Voodoo Doughnuts that famous?! I had no clue until a tourist asked me to go there (when I was driving Uber) and he asked me to go to the "doughnut house with hipsters". I had no clue it was a national thing now.

But yeah... doughnuts and bacon, that's us. I'm a vegetarian but even I've been tempted to try that #.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 04:11 AM
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a reply to: Abysha

I was born some time ago.

but I hope your delivery is pleasant and uneventful.




posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 04:42 AM
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Happy Birthday Abysha!!!



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 05:44 AM
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originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: Reverbs
a reply to: Abysha

Happy birthday.

I hope you....

I know you're having a better time than me.



ps. clarificationalizinalization haha. love it.



Ugh! Gods! I feel horrible now. Your situation sucks ass. Like, the worst ass. Fissures and hair... all that... that kind of ass.

I hope you find better luck in your love future. Oof... seriously. Your story bummed me out. I wish I could help other than just saying "you'll find more fish in the sea" because that sounds so cliche.

But... yeah. Fish, sea, exploration, safer sex. All that. You'll find it.



mmmmm sexy little bad fishes.

i has some water and fishy foods..

oxygen rich water you sexy littke fishies.



i'll be fine.




posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 06:19 AM
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Happy Birthday !!... I hope you get to whoop it up being kid free for the night.....which Portland are you in... Oregon or Maine ? ....either way, make sure one of your significant others brings you a pizza ( or something ) for late night food, ...and aspirin, and Gatorade for the morning ! Cheers !!



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