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6-pack of Ninkasi, Pack of Smokes, and Strongbad's Game for Attractive People... and mah birfday

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posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 01:38 AM
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So that's what I'm doing. My birfday is tomorrow but my daughter is at an overnight slumber party with a friend and my boyfriend is working all night (and my girlfriend is on a date and my spouse is working on projects). So I decided to have a stealth celebration with myself, drinking more than I can, smoking more than i should, and playing a game I probably shouldn't.

Oh, and ATS. Spending my stealth birthday chatting with all you chuckle heads. Love y'all.

edit on 20-8-2017 by Abysha because: clarificationalizinalization




posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 01:40 AM
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Happy bday enjoy ur day !






posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 01:43 AM
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I would have went to the strip club, but your idea sounds cheaper.

Happy Birthday.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 01:44 AM
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Happy birthday aby, sending you some canadian lovin on your pre birthday.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 01:46 AM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock
I would have went to the strip club, but your idea sounds cheaper.

Happy Birthday.


That's actually where my boyfriend works. He's already called me twice to go down there. I'm all like "bitch, I got Strongbad".



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 01:48 AM
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a reply to: Abysha

Happy early birthday and enjoy!



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 01:50 AM
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originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: MisterSpock
I would have went to the strip club, but your idea sounds cheaper.

Happy Birthday.


That's actually where my boyfriend works. He's already called me twice to go down there. I'm all like "bitch, I got Strongbad".


He must be pretty, those places are normally pretty picky about who they hire.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 01:53 AM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: MisterSpock
I would have went to the strip club, but your idea sounds cheaper.

Happy Birthday.


That's actually where my boyfriend works. He's already called me twice to go down there. I'm all like "bitch, I got Strongbad".


He must be pretty, those places are normally pretty picky about who they hire.


Hah!

He works in the kitchen of a dive bar that's also a strip club. Two different business identities, one owner and vision. He still gets to see all the boobies when he goes downstairs to grab ingredients, though. The strip club portion is actually the oldest gentlemen's club in Portland. The whole place is like this weird tiny little Portland historical landmark.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 01:55 AM
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a reply to: Abysha

Happy Birthday.

Just remember cigarettes always make the booze taste better



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 01:57 AM
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My reading comprehension is usually fine.

You have a daughter ... great.

You have a boyfriend ... cool

You have a girlfriend ... who is on a date

You have a husband ... very understanding guy.

Happy strange birthday.

P



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 01:57 AM
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a reply to: Abysha

Mmhmm, what about those nights he comes home with way to much in tips for a "dive bar".



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 01:58 AM
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originally posted by: pheonix358
My reading comprehension is usually fine.

You have a daughter ... great.

You have a boyfriend ... cool

You have a girlfriend ... who is on a date

You have a husband ... very understanding guy.

Happy strange birthday.

P


Portland.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 01:59 AM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock
a reply to: Abysha

Mmhmm, what about those nights he comes home with way to much in tips for a "dive bar".



Hah, I WISH they had a male review.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 02:00 AM
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originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: pheonix358
My reading comprehension is usually fine.

You have a daughter ... great.

You have a boyfriend ... cool

You have a girlfriend ... who is on a date

You have a husband ... very understanding guy.

Happy strange birthday.

P


Portland.


Sounds complicated, could be worse though. You could live in utah.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 02:02 AM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: pheonix358
My reading comprehension is usually fine.

You have a daughter ... great.

You have a boyfriend ... cool

You have a girlfriend ... who is on a date

You have a husband ... very understanding guy.

Happy strange birthday.

P


Portland.


Sounds complicated, could be worse though. You could live in utah.


Wait... I thought that's how Mormon's rolled.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 02:02 AM
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Happy Birthday .

You do realise that as part of the celebration you have to dance on a tabletop in your birthday suit .

Have fun .



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 02:03 AM
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He still gets to see all the boobies when he goes downstairs to grab ingredients, though

Is that what they call "stuff" nowadays ? Damn I have not kept up...

Happy Birthday....



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 02:03 AM
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originally posted by: VengefulGhost
Happy Birthday .

You do realise that as part of the celebration you have to dance on a tabletop in your birthday suit .

Have fun .



I have one. Kept it around since I was, like, 0.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 02:04 AM
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originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: pheonix358
My reading comprehension is usually fine.

You have a daughter ... great.

You have a boyfriend ... cool

You have a girlfriend ... who is on a date

You have a husband ... very understanding guy.

Happy strange birthday.

P


Portland.


Sounds complicated, could be worse though. You could live in utah.


Wait... I thought that's how Mormon's rolled.


I think your short a few husbands and a dozen kids.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 02:04 AM
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originally posted by: Gothmog
a reply to: Abysha



He still gets to see all the boobies when he goes downstairs to grab ingredients, though

Is that what they call "stuff" nowadays ? Damn I have not kept up...

Happy Birthday....


Olives are NOT boobies. Jesus, people.



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