Your Favourite Quotes

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I was married by a judge - I should have asked for a jury.
- George Burns

I Dont Know What Else To Say , But ....................


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Dr. Bryan K. Kruta
3/13/05










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"I may not be right...but I'm never wrong"

Homer: For once, somebody may call me "Sir" without adding, "...you're making a scene."
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Homer (Upon finding out he's been admitted to college): (Singing) I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!
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Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingie... where our beds and TV... is.
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Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!
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Homer: Oh, Lord! Why do You mock me?
Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's a waffle Bart stuck to the ceiling.
(Marge pries the waffle off the ceiling.)
Homer: Lord, I know I shouldn't eat Thee, but... (munch munch munch) mmm... sacrelicious.
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Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

hhmm... how about the Homer's infamous >>

yes I have that quote somewhere..Hmmmmmmm....
>>>>leaves to find it.

Save me, Jeebus.

Jeebus, where are you?

I want Jeebus.

Achellies
If I decide to give your son and let you live, it changes nothing ....... You will still be my enemy tomorrow.


King of Troy

You are still my enemy tonight......


Achillies
I admire your courage........meet me outside in a moment



Achillies
You are a far better king then the one who leads this army....

Hello floor! Make me a sammich! --Grr (Invader Zim)

Whoee! I'm a butter dumpster! --donkey (Retarted Animal Babies)

I brought 3 potaters, a bucket full of pelicans .........and Satan. --donkey
I brought a snowglobe! --Satan (RAB)

I'd rather put my luve spuds in a lion's mouth and beat him in his happy sack. --Lister (Red Dwarf)

Gloria In Excelcius Deo Et In Terra Pax Hominibus
Adoramus Te Criste Et Benendicimus Tibi Qui A Per Sanctam Crucem Tuam Redemisti Mundum Qui Pasus Est Pro Nobis Domine Domine Miserere Nobis
(and the like)

See my sig....................

"My wife says I never listen...or something like that."

Hello darkness, my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence.

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone,
'Neath the halo of a street lamp,
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence.

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
People talking without speaking,
People hearing without listening,
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dare
Disturb the sound of silence.

"Fools" said I, "You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows.
Hear my words that I might teach you,
Take my arms that I might reach you."
But my words like silent raindrops fell,
And echoed
In the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made.
And the sign flashed out its warning,
In the words that it was forming.
And the sign said, "The words of the prophets
are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls."
And whisper'd in the sounds of silence.

Simon & Garfunkel - The Sound of Silence

"All I know, is that I don't know"

-Operation Ivy "Knowledge"

Best. Punk/Ska. Record. EVER!

Originally posted by Shai_lene
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

Quite possibly the greatest philosopher of the 20th Century...

"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing."
"You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
"People die every day, why, you could wake up dead tomorrow...well, goodnight."
"When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!"

“I love animals…they’re delicious.”

"Scientists have been researching whether life exists on other planets as well and are trying to find out whether an intelligent creature like man exist. They have chosen for this purpose the planet moon." - An ATS member.

"Nymphomaniac...deaf-mute...owns a liquor store"

- Actor Richard Boone on the perfect woman

BTW, I have no idea who this guy is, I saved the quote from a page a day calendar a few years back.

"Thunder and lightning and honour"

-Lemmy (from the song "War For War")

I have to laugh every time I hear that line...

“When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books, and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies, and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times...I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend - without a song.' So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.”
-From his acceptance speech for the 1970 Ten Outstanding Young Men of the Nation Award. Given at a ceremony on January 16, 1971. (Elvis quotes from copyrighted material with lines from the song “Without a Song”.)

My favorite quote is by me:
"We Shed blood, not tears"

It's kind of a motto or way of life for me.
It can mean a number of things, but the way I like to look at it is that we are all Animals who have the CHOICE whether or not to be emotionally involved with anything.