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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 08:52 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

That is a really solid platform. Throw in some free booze and you got my vote.



I believe in having a solid platform.

Because, Merka.

Amen.

Now have a free whiskey.




posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 08:56 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Thank you. Now give me a free blankie and take my land.



posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 08:58 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Thank you. Now give me a free blankie and take my land.



I did that while you were drinking the whiskey.

(That's how we defeated the Canadians in WWI )



posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 09:00 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
(That's how we defeated the Canadians in WWI )


George Washington was a brilliant leader, I'm glad he was on the one dollar bill otherwise the Continental Congress would not have spotted him and would most likely used someone else.



posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 09:02 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Did you know that George Washington could not tell a lie. . . . .

Because he was a Vulcan!



posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 09:05 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Did you know that George Washington could not tell a lie. . . . .

Because he was a Vulcan!


That guy Pon Farr'd the hell out of the British at Waterloo.



posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 09:08 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

That's why the American band ABBA paid tribute to him.



posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 09:11 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
That's why the American band ABBA paid tribute to him.


Such irony that they also do your theme song.



posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 09:14 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

ABBA did "Big Girls Don't Cry"?



posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 09:15 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Whoa. TWO theme songs.



posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 09:19 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Did you know that ABBA was the first Asian band to do "mime hip-hop"?



posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 09:21 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Did you know that ABBA was the first Asian band to do "mime hip-hop"?


Mamma mia! Will wonders ever cease?



posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 09:22 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Just ask Fernando!



posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 09:23 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Just ask Fernando!


What does my gardener have to do with this?



posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 09:29 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

He's the one who does all my prison tattoos.



posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 09:31 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
He's the one who does all my prison tattoos.


I like that full length sleeve he did for you and how he made it look like disgusting and lanky arm hair.



posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 09:38 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Speaking of arm hair, dinosaurs could never wipe their butts because their arms were too short, so the went extinct.

And the word "stink" comes from the word "extinct".

That's why Canada invaded Nebraska in the southern border of Asia.


That's also why I home-school my son. So he can know just as much as me.



posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 09:41 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
That's also why I home-school my son. So he can know just as much as me.


Makes sense, hopefully little Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho grows up to be President one day.



posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 09:48 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

He does drink Brawndo, so there is a chance!

Did you know that Brawdo is named after a tv/film celebrity?

Marlin Perkins.

He was named after a fish.

Fish is brain food, so Brawndo feeds your brain.

Just like zombies.






Now my wife is trying to sober me up enough to drive so I can go to the store and get healthy food like cheese and waffles and lard and spoons.



posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 09:49 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Now my wife is trying to sober me up...


Tell Beef Supreme she should drive, you're a menace.



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