You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

That is a really solid platform. Throw in some free booze and you got my vote.

I believe in having a solid platform.

Because, Merka.

Amen.

Now have a free whiskey.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Thank you. Now give me a free blankie and take my land.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Thank you. Now give me a free blankie and take my land.

I did that while you were drinking the whiskey.

(That's how we defeated the Canadians in WWI )

originally posted by: DBCowboy
(That's how we defeated the Canadians in WWI )

George Washington was a brilliant leader, I'm glad he was on the one dollar bill otherwise the Continental Congress would not have spotted him and would most likely used someone else.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Did you know that George Washington could not tell a lie. . . . .

Because he was a Vulcan!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Did you know that George Washington could not tell a lie. . . . .

Because he was a Vulcan!

That guy Pon Farr'd the hell out of the British at Waterloo.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

That's why the American band ABBA paid tribute to him.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
That's why the American band ABBA paid tribute to him.

Such irony that they also do your theme song.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

ABBA did "Big Girls Don't Cry"?

a reply to: DBCowboy

Whoa. TWO theme songs.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Did you know that ABBA was the first Asian band to do "mime hip-hop"?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Did you know that ABBA was the first Asian band to do "mime hip-hop"?

Mamma mia! Will wonders ever cease?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Just ask Fernando!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Just ask Fernando!

What does my gardener have to do with this?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

He's the one who does all my prison tattoos.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
He's the one who does all my prison tattoos.

I like that full length sleeve he did for you and how he made it look like disgusting and lanky arm hair.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Speaking of arm hair, dinosaurs could never wipe their butts because their arms were too short, so the went extinct.

And the word "stink" comes from the word "extinct".

That's why Canada invaded Nebraska in the southern border of Asia.


That's also why I home-school my son. So he can know just as much as me.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
That's also why I home-school my son. So he can know just as much as me.

Makes sense, hopefully little Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho grows up to be President one day.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

He does drink Brawndo, so there is a chance!

Did you know that Brawdo is named after a tv/film celebrity?

Marlin Perkins.

He was named after a fish.

Fish is brain food, so Brawndo feeds your brain.

Just like zombies.






Now my wife is trying to sober me up enough to drive so I can go to the store and get healthy food like cheese and waffles and lard and spoons.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Now my wife is trying to sober me up...

Tell Beef Supreme she should drive, you're a menace.