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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 05:22 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
"I only rob banks in order to buy nice shoes."
-Mother Theresa


"I only eat kittens that are truly evil."
-Gary Busey




posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 05:52 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: zazzafrazz

I took your shoes too.


...and he filled them with banana pudding...(at least it looks like banana pudding).
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posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 06:18 PM
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For all the kitty haters...



Now don't you feel bad for being mean to kitties? Don't you? Huh?

And I'm still voting for Zazz.



posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 07:51 PM
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If elected, I will make the eating of live kittens punishable by fines up to and including three dollars.



posted on Mar, 11 2017 @ 07:56 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
If elected, I will make the eating of live kittens punishable by fines up to and including three dollars.

You gotta hit'em where it hurts. In the wallet.
This practice must be stopped.
I do defend my right to juggle kittens.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 08:59 AM
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Wow..just WOW!
ATS has become SO political.

Finally, when we have a completely apolitical thread; a fun family thread that members of all political leanings can participate in and enjoy...SOME MEMBERS have to go and politicize it by reducing it's gravitas to nothing more serious than a cheap bid for votes.


I, for one, refuse to accept this any longer!

The fact that zaz & DB have the unmitigated gall to inject politics into this fine, non-partisan, fun-for-the-whole-family thread...makes my blood boil...and I refuse to stand for this, sitting down!

THAT is why I hereby announce my candidacy for ATS President in 2020...and urge you all to stand tall for freedom and our inherent right to eat live kittens and remain free from politics...by voting against the crass politic-ism, so grossly personified and exhibited by my competitors, Zaz and DB!

MATSGA!
MAKE ATS GREAT AGAIN!
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posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:09 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Already with the cheesy slogans, eh?

Well my slogan will be. . . . .

"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your friends nose, but you can't eat cornbread with a hammer!"



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:18 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT


"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your friends nose, but you can't eat cornbread with a hammer!"


Don't be ridiculous, of course you can!!
Look...they even have a side with a forky-thing attached...it's the perfect kitchen utensil.



I'm definitely voting for TAT now.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:39 AM
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If elected...I promise TWO Kittens in Every Pot!

IAMTAT...and I approve this message.
Paid for by the Associated Kitten Farmers Of America (AKFA)




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posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:47 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Gunther is my speech writer.

I will have him flogged for this.

(right after he gets my coffee)



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:48 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

How can we be sure that you're not being influenced by the Canadians?

Is that maple syrup I smell?



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:49 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl



If elected, I also promise free State-Of-The-Art Kitten Utensils for everyone.


IAMTAT...and I approve this message.
This message paid for by the National Association of Kitten Hammer Manufacturers of America (NAKHMA)



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:49 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

If elected...I promise TWO Kittens in Every Pot!




You're restricting and limiting the numbers?
There better be free donuts are your next debate or I'm switching sides.




posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:55 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

How can we be sure that you're not being influenced by the Canadians?

Is that maple syrup I smell?



I hereby promise that no foreign interests have coloured my positions.

IAMTAT...and I approve this message.
Paid for by the Canadian Maple Syrup Kitten Condiment Board of Canada (CMSKCBC)



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:56 AM
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Manatees just announced that they will support DBCowboy for ATS President.




A spokesman for the group stated, "Blub gurgle squeak bubble bloop."



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:59 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Manatees just announced that they will support DBCowboy for ATS President.




A spokesman for the group stated, "Blub gurgle squeak bubble bloop."


Pandering to the minorities again, I see.
How Typical!



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 10:02 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: IAMTAT

If elected...I promise TWO Kittens in Every Pot!




You're restricting and limiting the numbers?
There better be free donuts are your next debate or I'm switching sides.



I'm appointing Tim Horton my Agriculture Secretary.

IAMTAT...and I approve this message.

This message paid for by Tim Horton (TH)



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 10:03 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT


"Gurgle bloop bloop bubble gronk squeak."

I am DBCowboy and I approve this message

Paid for by the Manatees For America And Other Tasty Fish Places (MFAAOTFP)



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 10:07 AM
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If elected, I will halt the senseless act of clubbing Seal.

Paid for by the Please Stop Clubbing Me Because My Name Is Seal Foundation (PSCMBMNISF)



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 10:09 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Hey, next time please put your words before the picture!!

I thought you were giving him your "Seal of Approval"!!



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