You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: DBCowboy
You need to make an appoinkment to see someone for that.

Keep this up and someone will need to call you a hambulance.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Your jokes are making me squeal.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Only if it's imporkment.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TNMockingbird

Frankly I'm getting boared with all of you.

Hmmpf!

a reply to: IAMTAT

And you, you're looking to get a violent porkchop to the throat.

a reply to: TNMockingbird

You're the same chick I saw in Porks Illustrated.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

And you, you're looking to get a violent porkchop to the throat.

Then you just might get a slop in the face!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Nope.

"Jurassic Pork".

a reply to: DBCowboy


a reply to: IAMTAT

Oh, a couple of Ein-swines, huh?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TNMockingbird

You're the same chick I saw in Porks Illustrated.

You must be thinking of the shoot I did for PlayBoar!

Silly man.

I distinctly being told this picture on the phone thing will never happen.
Boy were they right!
Anyway,

What now, Porkzilla,swinezilla,hamzilla or porkenstein?

originally posted by: mamabeth
What now, Porkzilla,swinezilla,hamzilla or porkenstein?

Too many!
There's only three...

Practical, Fiddler and Fifer...

These Pig puns are really starting to suck-ling.

Case in point.

a reply to: TNMockingbird

Well,we have the 3 idiots...Augustus is Porkenstein.
DB is Swinezilla and IAM is Hamzilla.How does that
sound to you?

a reply to: mamabeth

But who are the idiots?

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: TNMockingbird

Well,we have the 3 idiots...Augustus is Porkenstein.
DB is Swinezilla andIAM is Hamzilla.How does that
sound to you?

a reply to: IAMTAT

Gerbil Witch!

RUN!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Gerbil Witch!

RUN!

Hurry!
Get it in Gere!

a reply to: IAMTAT