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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 08:18 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
They imported "bars" from the French which is why they have cheese.


Makes sense since all Frenchies should be behind bars.




posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 08:19 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

Cowboy...I said we got a colour tv. Didn't say we could actually watch it.



Your primitive society needs to take baby steps.

Indoor toilets first, electricity second, learning how to spell "color" third. . . . .



posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 08:22 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I visited France once. They made me an honorary king or something.

They called me a name that was their highest honor. . . Merde Tête.



posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 08:24 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Did you see Big Ben and the Coliseum?



posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 08:26 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Spent most of our time trying to find a tv that spoke American and a Denney's. But we did get t-shirts at the airport, so we were like natives there. We wanted to "blend in".



posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 08:27 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
We wanted to "blend in".


I probably don't have to ask at this point whether you treated yourself rudely or not.



posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 08:29 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

When I'M in France...and want to 'blend in'...I dress as a rude street mime.



posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 08:34 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I did give myself a wedgy at the Eiffel Tower.



posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 08:35 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

When I'M in France...and want to 'blend in'...I dress as a rude street mime.


So you didn't "mime" your own business?



posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 08:36 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I did give myself a wedgy at the Eiffel Tower.


Is that the place with all the artwork in it?



posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 08:37 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I did give myself a wedgy at the Eiffel Tower.


Is that the place with all the artwork in it?


No.

It's my butt crack.



posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 08:38 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
No.

It's my butt crack.


Could be considered modern art.



posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 08:41 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

When people see my butt they do say how much they "Louvre" it.



posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 08:44 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I can see why. Botticelli's Birth of the Venus Flytrap does a remarkable job capturing the excessive hair growth.



posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 08:46 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

When I'M in France...and want to 'blend in'...I dress as a rude street mime.


So you didn't "mime" your own business?


The 'Make America Great Again' beret always gives me away.



posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 11:45 AM
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Hey Mickey!

Nice.

Hey brother, have I told you lately how much I love you?



A lot.

Tony Basil - Hey Mickey.

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posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 12:46 PM
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Not to be funny ... I know mammals should have a tail.
And I'm a mammal.

But my tail seems to be in the front!

Guess I'm a freak.



posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 12:58 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

You drunk posting again?



posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 01:07 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yes sir.
But who isn't?

I'm happy.
How many can say that?
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posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 01:09 PM
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Pretty much everyone else.




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