You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Your despicable nature was easy to wash off in the shower!
Soap really helped.

I'm sure the Karen Silkwood scrub down helped.

You betcha,I had to wash parts I didn't know existed after getting to
close to you guys.

There's an app for that, you know.

a reply to: Byrd

You have a very interesting PM in your in box.

How many times do the neighbors have to call the Sheriff on some crazy chick you brought home before you start to realize you may have a problem?

a reply to: skunkape23

They haven't learned that yet.When one of those guys brings a "crazy chick" home
to their lair.They start crowing in victory,the "crazy chick" manages to escape and
runs to the nearest neighbor for help.The neighbor calls the sheriff and he comes
over only to find the place deserted.
The "crazy chick" swears someone had abducted her and brought her to this place.
The sheriff conducts a search of the premises and can't find any facts to back the
"crazy chick's" story. The "crazy chick" is arrested for filing a false police report and
hauled off to jail.
As the sheriff's car is heading out of the area,a small scope rises from the soil in front
of the house.Two beady eyes peer through the lense watching the patrol car leaving.
Breathing a sigh of relief and promising to himself...next time the "crazy chick" won't
escape me!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Byrd

You have a very interesting PM in your in box.

Hmmph. ATS is conspiring to not let me know when I have new PMs.

How insidious!

a reply to: Byrd

Then I eagerly await your reply.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Byrd

Then I eagerly await your reply.

Another female slot need filling?

a reply to: Byrd

Well this is a surprise. I didn't expect to see you here.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Something like that.

a reply to: IAMTAT
I can't tell if that sounds wrong or not. It's hard to tell with you guys lol.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Go with your gut.

DB always does and look at him. I mean, really, look at him.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I don't think he has a choice but to go with his gut. It arrives wherever he's going 30 seconds before he does.

a reply to: Skid Mark

That was very mean.

And very funny.

The fat man is in Atlanta!

Damn its hot and humid here.

The flight was okay, I tried to lighten the planes load (offset my weight) by drinking all the liquor in the plane.

I absolutely love the driving here! This must be the safest city in the world because the traffic doesn't go any faster than 5 miles an hour.


On the plus side, I saw the new King Kong film on the plane.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
On the plus side, I saw the new King Kong film on the plane.

I had no idea they did a documentary on you.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

They filmed me in Pilates class.

a reply to: DBCowboy

No wonder you got so pissed off....

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

My yoga pants were "riding up".

It got me cranky.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
My yoga pants were "riding up".

It got me cranky.

Did you need the jaws of life to extract them?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

they are now a "thong".

Didn't need the jaws of life, just a team of surgeons and plenty of sanitizer.