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originally posted by: DBCowboy
they are now a "thong".
Didn't need the jaws of life, just a team of surgeons and plenty of sanitizer.
originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: skunkape23
They haven't learned that yet.When one of those guys brings a "crazy chick" home
to their lair.They start crowing in victory,the "crazy chick" manages to escape and
runs to the nearest neighbor for help.The neighbor calls the sheriff and he comes
over only to find the place deserted.
The "crazy chick" swears someone had abducted her and brought her to this place.
The sheriff conducts a search of the premises and can't find any facts to back the
"crazy chick's" story. The "crazy chick" is arrested for filing a false police report and
hauled off to jail.
As the sheriff's car is heading out of the area,a small scope rises from the soil in front
of the house.Two beady eyes peer through the lense watching the patrol car leaving.
Breathing a sigh of relief and promising to himself...next time the "crazy chick" won't