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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 04:35 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
they are now a "thong".

Didn't need the jaws of life, just a team of surgeons and plenty of sanitizer.


I get the sanitizer, did you eat the surgeons for extra protein when you exerted yourself?




posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 04:37 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

They tasted like chicken.



posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 04:41 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
They tasted like chicken.


Probably acted like one too when you started to lumber over in their direction, mouth a frothing.



posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 04:55 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I was eating a ham at the time.

There's a reason for everything.



posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 04:56 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

'A' ham? Like in just one?



posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 05:11 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It was a ham sammich.

Two hams with a side of bacon in between.



posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 05:12 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Okay, I was getting worried, I don't want you wasting away and dropping down to 'morbidly obese' from 'they need to bury you in a piano'.





edit on 11-7-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 05:33 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I have to get onto shape.

Discovery channel is doing a show on one of my 600 pound thighs.



posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 05:36 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I have to get onto shape.

Discovery channel is doing a show on one of my 600 pound thighs.


KFC could stay in business for years with that thing.



posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 05:42 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Jaba The Hut?

Now that's one skinny bitch!



posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 05:44 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Remember that time we cruised around the desert in your sail barge? Epicness.



posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 06:29 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I am glad to see one of you getting around to making his
own sammie.The rest of you can starve if you don't make
your own!This "crazy chick" refuses to cater to your every
whim!



posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 06:31 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth

I thought you guys would like my little story that I wrote
for you all.At least tell me what you think of it?



posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 06:32 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: mamabeth

I thought you guys would like my little story that I wrote
for you all.At least tell me what you think of it?


You know too much.



posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 06:47 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: mamabeth

I thought you guys would like my little story that I wrote
for you all.At least tell me what you think of it?


You know too much.


I've never had that problem.

What story?



posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 06:56 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: skunkape23

They haven't learned that yet.When one of those guys brings a "crazy chick" home
to their lair.They start crowing in victory,the "crazy chick" manages to escape and
runs to the nearest neighbor for help.The neighbor calls the sheriff and he comes
over only to find the place deserted.
The "crazy chick" swears someone had abducted her and brought her to this place.
The sheriff conducts a search of the premises and can't find any facts to back the
"crazy chick's" story. The "crazy chick" is arrested for filing a false police report and
hauled off to jail.
As the sheriff's car is heading out of the area,a small scope rises from the soil in front
of the house.Two beady eyes peer through the lense watching the patrol car leaving.
Breathing a sigh of relief and promising to himself...next time the "crazy chick" won't
escape me!


I sorta wrote this as a little story about you 3 and your "crazy chicks" and stuff.



posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 06:58 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Byrd

You have a very interesting PM in your in box.



So do you.



posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 07:01 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth

Fan fiction!




edit on 11-7-2017 by DBCowboy because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 07:06 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: mamabeth

I thought you guys would like my little story that I wrote
for you all.At least tell me what you think of it?


Very convincing.



posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 07:09 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: Byrd

Well this is a surprise. I didn't expect to see you here.


I'm everywhere. I have very good Jedi mind tricks (...this is not the Byrd you seek... (insert arcane Hand-Wavium))



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