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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 07:18 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I don't think he has a choice but to go with his gut. It arrives wherever he's going 30 seconds before he does.
I had to read that a couple of times before I got it. That's some funny stuff.




posted on Jul, 11 2017 @ 08:13 PM
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originally posted by: Byrd
So do you.


Hmmm, I got nothing.



posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 12:24 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Byrd
So do you.


Hmmm, I got nothing.


The "you got mail" icon isn't lighting up... at least it isn't for me. It might not be for you, either.



posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 05:52 AM
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a reply to: Byrd

It isn't lit and there's nothing there. Try resending.



posted on Jul, 19 2017 @ 09:04 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I was thinking, if DB was an actor his stage name would be Sweaty Davis.



posted on Jul, 19 2017 @ 09:09 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I didn't know Joan Crawford was a Mason!




posted on Jul, 19 2017 @ 09:19 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Do you prefer Brad Pitiful?



posted on Jul, 19 2017 @ 09:30 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Do you prefer Brad Pitiful?



My stage name is Whoopi Goldberg.

I had to change it from Rosie O'Donnell because no one would take me seriously.



posted on Jul, 19 2017 @ 10:24 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

I was thinking, if DB was an actor his stage name would be Sweaty Davis.


Well, he certainly has 'Betty Davis Eyes'

...in a jar on his desk.



posted on Jul, 19 2017 @ 10:25 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I have Betty Davis. . . "Thighs".



posted on Jul, 19 2017 @ 10:28 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

I have Betty Davis. . . "Thighs".





Yeah, but I have Brad's Pits!



posted on Jul, 19 2017 @ 10:39 AM
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Picked up Abe's Vigoda at an auction last week.

It was a steal.

Put it in the back yard.

Looks great.

The birds love it.



posted on Jul, 19 2017 @ 10:54 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Little known fact about Abe Vigoda,

He was going to be a stand-in for Vin Diesel in the latest "Fast & Furious" movie franchise, but he was already dead.



posted on Jul, 19 2017 @ 11:02 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Little known fact about Abe Vigoda,

He was going to be a stand-in for Vin Diesel in the latest "Fast & Furious" movie franchise, but he was already dead.



It's a shame, too.
He would've died to get that role.
edit on 19-7-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 19 2017 @ 11:08 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Little known fact about Abe Vigoda,

He was going to be a stand-in for Vin Diesel in the latest "Fast & Furious" movie franchise, but he was already dead.



It's a same, too.
He would've died to get that role.


I almost died getting a roll. It was on a shelf.



posted on Jul, 19 2017 @ 11:35 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I got Carpal-Tunnel from trying to unroll a Fruit Roll-Up.



posted on Jul, 19 2017 @ 11:46 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I wonder if koi get Carpal-Tunnel.



posted on Jul, 19 2017 @ 12:02 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

I wonder if koi get Carpal-Tunnel.



Every time I ask them, they're too coy to answer.



posted on Jul, 19 2017 @ 12:06 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

The reason why fish have no monetary system is that they don't have pockets to put spare change.



posted on Jul, 19 2017 @ 02:08 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy
I see you've acquired Augustus's eating habits.



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