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Win a chance to punch DBCowboy in the face

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posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:11 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Getting smashed in the gob with a highly caustic substance could only enhance his visage.



You can't improve perfection!


There's always room for coconuts!




posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:12 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

I think your beard needs a slight trim, other than that, lookin' good.



I know you're thinking, "Why isn't he a male model".

I get that a lot.



posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:13 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Your modeling name could be 'Flabio'.



posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:13 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Getting smashed in the gob with a highly caustic substance could only enhance his visage.



You can't improve perfection!


There's always room for coconuts!


That's an old picture.

I was in my "coy" and "girlish" phase then.



posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:14 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

So can we vote on what you wear when we punch you in the face?

Clown suit? Victoria's Secret lingerie?

Hell, let's make it a charity event and sell tickets per punch



posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:15 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Damn, you one phatazz'd fly gal!!!!



posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:17 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Getting smashed in the gob with a highly caustic substance could only enhance his visage.



You can't improve perfection!


There's always room for coconuts!


That's an old picture.

I was in my "coy" and "girlish" phase then.


True...that was back in those halcyon days with Ahmed the Turkish Prison guard.



posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:17 PM
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originally posted by: FHomerK
a reply to: DBCowboy

So can we vote on what you wear when we punch you in the face?

Clown suit? Victoria's Secret lingerie?

Hell, let's make it a charity event and sell tickets per punch


I already wear Victoria's Secret lingerie under my clown suits.

It's my day-job.



posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:17 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Getting smashed in the gob with a highly caustic substance could only enhance his visage.



You can't improve perfection!


There's always room for coconuts!


That's an old picture.

I was in my "coy" and "girlish" phase then.


True...that was back in those halcyon days with Ahmed the Turkish Prison guard.


We were going steady.



posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:18 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
True...that was back in those halcyon days with Ahmed the Turkish Prison guard.


DB was the hottest prag you ever set your lovelorn eyes on.



posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:21 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Getting smashed in the gob with a highly caustic substance could only enhance his visage.



You can't improve perfection!


There's always room for coconuts!


That's an old picture.

I was in my "coy" and "girlish" phase then.


True...that was back in those halcyon days with Ahmed the Turkish Prison guard.


We were going steady.


Did he ever ask for your hand?
...or did he offer you one from his collection?



posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:24 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Did he ever ask for your hand?
...or did he offer you one from his collection?


That truly did take The Stranger to a whole other level.



posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:28 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Sexy beast you....



posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:29 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
True...that was back in those halcyon days with Ahmed the Turkish Prison guard.


DB was the hottest prag you ever set your lovelorn eyes on.


You forgot to mention "3 time dance champion" at the prison prom!



posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:30 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
You forgot to mention "3 time dance champion" at the prison prom!


I remember, they called you John Revolta since you disco danced so well.



posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:30 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

Did he ever ask for your hand?
...or did he offer you one from his collection?


It wasn't meant to be.

I was just a small town country girl and he was from the big city.

*sigh*



posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:31 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I was just a small town.


That is where you should have stopped if you were actually interested in telling the truth.



posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:34 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I've actually got my own zip code now!



posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:46 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I've actually got my own zip code now!


You may want to consider declaring yourself a 'Sanctuary City' for illegal immigrant Russian strippers.



posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:48 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
You may want to consider declaring yourself a 'Sanctuary City' for illegal immigrant Russian strippers.


I would invade. Bigly.




edit on 17-2-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



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