Win a chance to punch DBCowboy in the face

a reply to: Abysha

I just looked at their menu, sounds nice!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Betta be a shrimp on the bah-bee!

That was so bad I hope a stingray stabs you.

Fine.

Then I'll do my Billy Ray impersonation and try to sell everyone "Miracle Sponges".

originally posted by: Abysha
I'm sure you'll be a piece of cake compared to many of them.

Oh, yeah. You heard of pound cake? He's one thousand pound cake.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm just a cupcake.

With sweaty thighs.

a reply to: DBCowboy

You know what they say, 'friends are like sweaty thighs, they stick together.'

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Hence why I don't dine with pants on.

Duh.

Apparently somewhere beneath all that smartassery, is a really nice guy. I hope you all have a great time, and show us Before and After picts.

originally posted by: angeldoll
Apparently somewhere beneath all that smartassery, is a really nice guy. I hope you all have a great time, and show us Before and After picts.

Shhhh. . . . . .

a reply to: DBCowboy

Okay, our little secret, but I still want to see BEFORE and AFTER picts. Especially if AM is making cocktails!

originally posted by: angeldoll
a reply to: DBCowboy

Okay, our little secret, but I still want to see BEFORE and AFTER picts. Especially if AM is making cocktails!

You're in for a treat.

Be sure to try one of his Peach Molotovs.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: savemebarry

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I spend a quiet evening with my wife and return to see this kind of talk?


hmf.

Carry on. . . . . .

Hahahahah Quiet evening with the wife...

I didn't say "whos" wife. . . . . .

OMG you are mad I love it

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: schuyler

I think we're looking at the week of the 17th. June.

Sucks. Will be headed to Yellowstone that week. Got to be in Utah by the 18th.

im still confused about the winning a chance part.

will there be a raffle or something?

originally posted by: dashen
im still confused about the winning a chance part.

will there be a raffle or something?

It's more like "spin-the-bottle".

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It's more like "spin-the-bottle".

I cant imagine having to tongue kiss you.


Again.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It's more like "spin-the-bottle".

I cant imagine having to tongue kiss you.


Again.

The Turkish prison system was never the same without you.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
The Turkish prison system was never the same without you.

*sigh*

I miss Ahmed and his cane.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
The Turkish prison system was never the same without you.

*sigh*

I miss Ahmed and his cane.

Remember when he used to get that little bit of spittle at the corner of his mouth when he was chopping off hands?

Good times. . . . good times.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Or they way his hair would flip about when he was wailing on a prisoner with his shoe? They don't make sadistic guards the way they used to....

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

He was a class act.

I understand he now moderates an online forum somewhere.

Can't remember where. . . . . .