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Win a chance to punch DBCowboy in the face

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posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:52 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'd be willing to roll out the welcome wagon by offering them muffin baskets and free physicals.




posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 12:53 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I've actually got my own zip code now!


You may want to consider declaring yourself a 'Sanctuary City' for illegal immigrant Russian strippers.


Ponce de León keeps trying to stick a flag in my butt and rename me.




posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 01:00 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I've actually got my own zip code now!


You may want to consider declaring yourself a 'Sanctuary City' for illegal immigrant Russian strippers.


Ponce de León keeps trying to stick a flag in my butt and rename me.



It's not a flag.

...But, then, that's Ponce, for ya--Crazyass Spaniard!



posted on Feb, 17 2017 @ 01:57 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Skid Mark
What do we get to punch you in the face with?


A donkey.


Wiktor, you are wery unattractive man..




posted on Feb, 18 2017 @ 12:29 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

That sounds like fun.
edit on 18-2-2017 by Skid Mark because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 18 2017 @ 12:31 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Augustus stole all the stripper glitter. He also took your rhinestone studded pasties.



posted on Feb, 18 2017 @ 12:50 AM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: DBCowboy

Augustus stole all the stripper glitter. He also took your rhinestone studded pasties.


They weren't pasties.



(ouch)



posted on Feb, 18 2017 @ 06:44 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Augie told me he was showing up and going to give you the donkey punch cause he knows you wont see it coming



posted on Feb, 18 2017 @ 07:12 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

You would put rhinestones in your nipples.



posted on Feb, 18 2017 @ 07:52 AM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: DBCowboy

You would put rhinestones in your nipples.


That's not the only place, apparently he also has an ornate collection of rhinestone beads strung together



posted on Feb, 18 2017 @ 12:54 PM
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a reply to: Brotherman

I know. You don't want to know what he does with them. I wish he and the Mason hadn't sent me pics.



posted on Feb, 18 2017 @ 01:06 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Why would anyone want to punch you in the face? I think some might
sneak up on you and give you a wet,sloppy kiss and make a thread about
it,with pictures!



posted on Feb, 18 2017 @ 02:01 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth

I know, right?

I'm never disagreeable, always pleasant, nice and full of optimism and joy!




posted on Feb, 18 2017 @ 02:14 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

You have to remember that I have not been on here much since I went
back to work.Anything bad you might have done has probably been forgotten.
I do have these "senior" moments on occasion.



posted on Feb, 18 2017 @ 02:16 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: DBCowboy

What do we get to punch you in the face with?


kittens.



NOW,I remember why you can be a bad boy!



posted on Feb, 18 2017 @ 02:18 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Skid Mark
What do we get to punch you in the face with?


A stripper.


We have a WINNER!



He would probably keep the stripper for himself.I don't think he would share
his toys with anyone!



posted on Feb, 18 2017 @ 02:18 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth

I call senior moments. . .brilliant flashes of insight and wisdom.

Then I turn off my hearing aids so I can ignore what everyone else says.




posted on Feb, 18 2017 @ 04:06 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: mamabeth

I know, right?

I'm never disagreeable, always pleasant, nice and full of optimism and joy!



That is discrimination against my black dog.



Racist.

*big sloppy kiss and a wandering hand*

Ohh.. Oo



posted on Feb, 18 2017 @ 04:10 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: mamabeth

I call senior moments. . .brilliant flashes of insight and wisdom.

Then I turn off my hearing aids so I can ignore what everyone else says.



What the hell are you putting in your ears?

oh god, I went to tafe once, and there was an old guy, 80-90, just spending his last years keeping his mind active, studying with us... he got hearing aids after deciding he couldn't hear the lecturers.. One day, after 2 hours, he was so mad they didn't help... then he looks at me and with a look to almost make you cry, says "I didn't put the batteries in"

Old Jim, wonder if you're still with us.. bless your heart..





posted on Feb, 19 2017 @ 12:21 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

You should meet at Henry's Tavern. Happy hour there kicks some serious butt. Plus, they've got like a million beers on tap. And the people watching is phenomenal.



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