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A Cowboy Christmas adventure

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posted on Dec, 20 2016 @ 06:32 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Godspeed, intrepid pioneer.
...Don't forget to take the chocolate off your pillow before you rest your weary bones and smother your demons in sleep.




posted on Dec, 20 2016 @ 06:33 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm exactly like the merlot I'm drinking.

Drab, mildly fruity, but great legs.



posted on Dec, 20 2016 @ 06:36 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Godspeed, intrepid pioneer.
...Don't forget to take the chocolate off your pillow before you rest your weary bones and smother your demons in sleep.


It's not Egyptian cotton, so it might as well be burlap in some cave.

My god, I have sunken into savagery!



posted on Dec, 20 2016 @ 06:40 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm exactly like the merlot I'm drinking.

Drab, mildly fruity, but great legs.


Is it also a 1923 vintage?



posted on Dec, 20 2016 @ 06:46 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

just a hint of vinegar.



posted on Dec, 20 2016 @ 06:48 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Godspeed, intrepid pioneer.
...Don't forget to take the chocolate off your pillow before you rest your weary bones and smother your demons in sleep.


It's not Egyptian cotton, so it might as well be burlap in some cave.

My god, I have sunken into savagery!


What doesn't kill us...only makes us stronger. LiveStrong...and avoid the M&Ms in the minibar; That Way Danger Lurks.



posted on Dec, 20 2016 @ 06:51 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I always had issues with that saying, if you end up quadriplegic does that make you stronger?


Also the words you people are using are too complex for my simple mind you city liberals...



posted on Dec, 20 2016 @ 06:57 PM
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originally posted by: Indigent
a reply to: IAMTAT

I always had issues with that saying, if you end up quadriplegic does that make you stronger?


Also the words you people are using are too complex for my simple mind you city liberals...


We prefer 'Limousine Liberals'...or 'The Chosen Ones'.



posted on Dec, 20 2016 @ 06:59 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


Sounds lovely. Just don't be last in line if you do any hiking. Bring some good reading material to pass the time.



posted on Dec, 20 2016 @ 07:13 PM
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originally posted by: KTemplar
a reply to: DBCowboy


Sounds lovely. Just don't be last in line if you do any hiking. Bring some good reading material to pass the time.



Last in line for hiking? Hiking to "where" exactly? One does not "hike" unless one has a destination. And that destination better have a menu and top shelf booze.




posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 07:38 AM
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Once again, I prepare to venture forth.

#BlackIceMatters



posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 07:40 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
#BlackIceMatters


#ALLicematters

Especially when it's in your cocktail.



posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 07:58 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Be safe, have fun....document everything!



posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 08:10 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy
It sounds like you're in for some fun. I hope there are fatter people than you there. That way you're not the one who gets to be Christmas dinner.



posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 08:33 AM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: DBCowboy
It sounds like you're in for some fun. I hope there are fatter people than you there. That way you're not the one who gets to be Christmas dinner.


Why, is he going to Mason's house?



posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 08:40 AM
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a reply to: Night Star
That's a good question.



posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 04:46 PM
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What the hell?

Screw this.

Big Horn Sheep on the roads?

Hello! 1850 called, they want their livestock back!



posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 05:08 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
What the hell?

Screw this.

Big Horn Sheep on the roads?

Hello! 1850 called, they want their livestock back!




BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...HUMBUG!



posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 05:11 PM
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I tried the "wounded baby moose" cry.


No bears, but 15 people thought Rosie O'Donnell was visiting.



posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 05:17 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

They must've been tourists.
All the locals know Rosie is Hibernating.







 
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