A Cowboy Christmas adventure

a reply to: DBCowboy

Godspeed, intrepid pioneer.
...Don't forget to take the chocolate off your pillow before you rest your weary bones and smother your demons in sleep.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm exactly like the merlot I'm drinking.

Drab, mildly fruity, but great legs.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Godspeed, intrepid pioneer.
...Don't forget to take the chocolate off your pillow before you rest your weary bones and smother your demons in sleep.

It's not Egyptian cotton, so it might as well be burlap in some cave.

My god, I have sunken into savagery!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm exactly like the merlot I'm drinking.

Drab, mildly fruity, but great legs.

Is it also a 1923 vintage?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

just a hint of vinegar.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Godspeed, intrepid pioneer.
...Don't forget to take the chocolate off your pillow before you rest your weary bones and smother your demons in sleep.

It's not Egyptian cotton, so it might as well be burlap in some cave.

My god, I have sunken into savagery!

What doesn't kill us...only makes us stronger. LiveStrong...and avoid the M&Ms in the minibar; That Way Danger Lurks.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I always had issues with that saying, if you end up quadriplegic does that make you stronger?


Also the words you people are using are too complex for my simple mind you city liberals...

originally posted by: Indigent
a reply to: IAMTAT

I always had issues with that saying, if you end up quadriplegic does that make you stronger?


Also the words you people are using are too complex for my simple mind you city liberals...

We prefer 'Limousine Liberals'...or 'The Chosen Ones'.

a reply to: DBCowboy


Sounds lovely. Just don't be last in line if you do any hiking. Bring some good reading material to pass the time.

originally posted by: KTemplar
a reply to: DBCowboy


Sounds lovely. Just don't be last in line if you do any hiking. Bring some good reading material to pass the time.

Last in line for hiking? Hiking to "where" exactly? One does not "hike" unless one has a destination. And that destination better have a menu and top shelf booze.

Once again, I prepare to venture forth.

#BlackIceMatters

originally posted by: DBCowboy
#BlackIceMatters

#ALLicematters

Especially when it's in your cocktail.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Be safe, have fun....document everything!

a reply to: DBCowboy
It sounds like you're in for some fun. I hope there are fatter people than you there. That way you're not the one who gets to be Christmas dinner.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: DBCowboy
It sounds like you're in for some fun. I hope there are fatter people than you there. That way you're not the one who gets to be Christmas dinner.

Why, is he going to Mason's house?

a reply to: Night Star
That's a good question.

What the hell?

Screw this.

Big Horn Sheep on the roads?

Hello! 1850 called, they want their livestock back!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
What the hell?

Screw this.

Big Horn Sheep on the roads?

Hello! 1850 called, they want their livestock back!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...HUMBUG!

a reply to: IAMTAT

I tried the "wounded baby moose" cry.


No bears, but 15 people thought Rosie O'Donnell was visiting.

a reply to: DBCowboy

They must've been tourists.
All the locals know Rosie is Hibernating.