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A Cowboy Christmas adventure

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posted on Dec, 22 2016 @ 04:55 PM
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originally posted by: berenike
a reply to: DBCowboy

And if you old guys did drink the ski area dry and someone told you there was more booze at the bottom of a ski slope which of you would be made to volunteer to go and get it? Or would you just be squished in the stampede?



Obviously squished.




posted on Dec, 22 2016 @ 05:08 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I see a little square box with an 'X' in it.

 


Rubber kids. Somebody once said something about "Utes being wasted on the young" I think it was Joe Pesci. Anyway, amazing how they bounce back (literally). Most of the ski patrol's job is yelling, "Hey slow down!" and carting off the old folk that run into trees somehow above tree line.

Glad to hear you have not resorted (ha!) to drinking Russian bath lotion!!


edit on 22-12-2016 by TEOTWAWKIAIFF because: correction



posted on Dec, 22 2016 @ 05:39 PM
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originally posted by: TEOTWAWKIAIFF
a reply to: IAMTAT

I see a little square box with an 'X' in it.

 


Rubber kids. Somebody once said something about "Utes being wasted on the young" I think it was Joe Pesci. Anyway, amazing how they bounce back (literally). Most of the ski patrol's job is yelling, "Hey slow down!" and carting off the old folk that run into trees somehow above tree line.

Glad to hear you have not resorted (ha!) to drinking Russian bath lotion!!



...um...I MEANT to post a picture of a little square box with an 'X' in it.


Thanks. I'll try to figure out the whole image-in-a-post thing.



posted on Dec, 22 2016 @ 05:45 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Of course the best resorts offer these:

It's a Skitty (skiing kitty).

They can perform many small services for the guests including fetching drinks, in the manner of a St. Bernard. Your skitty can tempt you with chatreuse or advocat, for example*

*and that's the best examples I got at the moment.



posted on Dec, 22 2016 @ 05:58 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

are you somewhat enjoying yourself ?



posted on Dec, 22 2016 @ 06:03 PM
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a reply to: kibric

Somewhat.

I'm having more fun watching my kid enjoy himself than anything else.



posted on Dec, 22 2016 @ 06:05 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

you should at least try to embarrass him once....

it's your duty



posted on Dec, 22 2016 @ 06:17 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: kibric

Somewhat.

I'm having more fun watching my kid enjoy himself than anything else.


That's what it's really all about.
They grow up so fast...then they put you in a home.



posted on Dec, 22 2016 @ 06:26 PM
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originally posted by: kibric
a reply to: DBCowboy

you should at least try to embarrass him once....

it's your duty



Did you forget with whom you are speaking to?

I embarrass him every day!



posted on Dec, 22 2016 @ 06:26 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: kibric

Somewhat.

I'm having more fun watching my kid enjoy himself than anything else.


That's what it's really all about.
They grow up so fast...then they put you in a home.


And that's why we beat them.

*heart*



posted on Dec, 23 2016 @ 03:56 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: TEOTWAWKIAIFF
a reply to: IAMTAT

I see a little square box with an 'X' in it.

 


Rubber kids. Somebody once said something about "Utes being wasted on the young" I think it was Joe Pesci. Anyway, amazing how they bounce back (literally). Most of the ski patrol's job is yelling, "Hey slow down!" and carting off the old folk that run into trees somehow above tree line.

Glad to hear you have not resorted (ha!) to drinking Russian bath lotion!!



...um...I MEANT to post a picture of a little square box with an 'X' in it.


Thanks. I'll try to figure out the whole image-in-a-post thing.


Master this first:


Baby steps.




posted on Dec, 23 2016 @ 04:11 PM
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edit on 23-12-2016 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 23 2016 @ 05:03 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

What did you say?

I can take it like I dish it!




posted on Dec, 23 2016 @ 05:16 PM
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originally posted by: MotherMayEye
a reply to: IAMTAT

What did you say?

I can take it like I dish it!



It's not you; It's me.
...Another Image posting 'Fail' on my part.

Gonna keep practicing...but don't want to mess up DBC's fine thread (anymore than I have).



posted on Dec, 24 2016 @ 08:01 PM
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Merry Christmas people of this thread, I left cookies and milk near my sock, I don't know if the blender will fit in the sock though







how is the blender fund going?

edit on 24-12-2016 by Indigent because: I cooked the family dinner, it may happen i wont need the blender after all as we may all be dead of food poisoning in the morning



posted on Dec, 27 2016 @ 06:06 PM
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Well, the trip is over, the adventure done.

We came back to civilization early to avoid storms, snow, ice, and the place ran out of booze.

Some pro tips to consider when venturing out into the wilds with family.

#1. They will eat you and cheat at bridge.

#2. Yelling, "Help! I've fallen into a snow drift!" will get you nowhere. Saying, "Hillary won the popular vote and Bernie Sanders is awesome" will get you everyone and they will even bring torches to keep you warm.

#3. Not all uncooked meat is "steak tartar".

#4. When driving in snow, always drink a bottle of bourbon as you drive. Everyone knows that drunk drivers are more careful.

Thanks everyone, hope you enjoyed sharing in the adventure.

Some questions. . . .

Do toes grow back after they fall off because of frostbite?

I know everything eventually thaws. . . but when do they usually find the bodies?




posted on Dec, 27 2016 @ 09:51 PM
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I know everything eventually thaws. . . but when do they usually find the bodies?



Ask Mason.



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