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A Cowboy Christmas adventure

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posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 05:37 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Lewis and Clark must have had serious coin.

I signed my son up for ski lessons and got lift tickets.

My mortgage was cheaper!




posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 05:42 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Lewis and Clark must have had serious coin.


And they had a tour guide, Sacagawea.

I can be yours, Sackas***.



posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 05:52 PM
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I'm enjoying your adventures DB!



posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 06:02 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

What's the going rate for a Sack o' Gawea, these days?



posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 06:05 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Lewis and Clark must have had serious coin.


Well, they WERE a pretty successful comedy team in the '50s.



posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 06:06 PM
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I just came back from what some might refer to as a bar.

Remember, it's my family we're talking about.

I thought I'd get some beer before the evening festivities kicked in.

Moose Drool. They have beer called Moose Drool.



posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 06:09 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy
You're drinking Moose Drool???? Good thing I'm keeping an eye on your TV! It might be awhile until you are in shape to use it again.


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posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 06:10 PM
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Just a side note. . .

When you are a fat old man that smokes, and your "family" invites you to some place with an elevation of 7,000 feet, play dead.

Trust me.

I've heard less wheezing at a Darth Vader film festival, than what's coming out of my lungs.



posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 06:20 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy
Your heart is getting a double work out....
The everlasting love of your family....and the cardio strength you will have gained breathing thin air for a week.



posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 06:29 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

You should go into great detail about the Dyatlov Pass Incident and that the Russians really did have nothing to do with it, that should keep your family on edge for the entire time, especially if you throw in a bit of fake news to ensure it's a good story.

Mind games are emotional and family members make easy targets.




posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 08:52 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
What's the going rate for a Sack o' Gawea, these days?


Like $20 cause I'm kinda desperate.



posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 10:34 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Mason, I found this and thought of you.







posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 10:35 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Just a side note. . .

When you are a fat old man that smokes, and your "family" invites you to some place with an elevation of 7,000 feet, play dead.

Trust me.

I've heard less wheezing at a Darth Vader film festival, than what's coming out of my lungs.


Ahahahaha! Hey, I'm old, fat and smoke too. Should we start a club or something?



posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 10:45 PM
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a reply to: Night Star

Absolutely!

Just make sure our meetings all take place on the ground floor.




posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 11:00 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

You could take an awesome revenge. Confine yourself to bed and have them run around waiting on you.

Mention casually and often that you really need to sort out your Will, what with being so rich and looking for deserving beneficiaries.



posted on Dec, 21 2016 @ 11:01 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


Oh no worries there my friend!



posted on Dec, 22 2016 @ 12:35 AM
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Uh, weren't either Lewis or Clark a Freemason?

Anyway, mooed's drool is good stuff!! Up there with black butte porter.

West coast beers is the abuzz-knees!

DBC, drink as many as you can and come to the Dark Side!



posted on Dec, 22 2016 @ 06:21 AM
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originally posted by: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

Uh, weren't either Lewis or Clark a Freemason?


Both.



posted on Dec, 22 2016 @ 06:22 AM
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a reply to: Night Star

Apropos, it seems to be a theme.



posted on Dec, 22 2016 @ 06:37 AM
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If we don't get presents from Santa I'm pretty sure DC's family vacation had something to do with it

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