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originally posted by: Signals
It's going to be a wild 2016 Zazz, put on your big girl panties and get ready for this-
1. Al Gore elected next President of the United States.
2. 3 States attempt to secede from the union.
3. Scientists announce finally, there is definitive life on Mars, but it's not a field mouse.
4. Filming for Dumb & Dumber For starts production, but Jim Carey and Jeff Daniels are tragically lost in a fiery crash while driving the Oscar Meyer Weiner-mobile.
5. Bill Cosby will be completely exonerated of all charges. His 3 word response while exiting the courtroom - "Bitches be trippin".
6. Ernest Borgnine dies for the 3rd time. I create a thread about it, and finally there is consensus among ATS members of the Converging Timelines theory.
7. There will be a 9+ earthquake off the coast of Japan. Simultaneously, Yellow Stone erupts. I'm talking bunker time, panic sex, Teotawanaki style.
8. North America is destroyed, and the eruption ushers in a new Ice Age. Al Gore's head literally explodes on national TV upon learning this news, like in the movie Scanners.
9. Jesus returns, as promised. Phage & Marduk unsuccessfully debunk his arrival, but are forgiven.
10. The Age of Wisdom and Peace ushers in, bonding all remaining earthlings for 1,000 years.