posted on Dec, 14 2016 @ 03:01 PM
Its hard to predict things when one is dyslexic as I am...
But, here goes -
January, Trump protestors are frozen solid in Washington from the coldest inauguration, ever. Around Jan. 31, a commercial 747 disappears without a
February, President Trump has the US congress rename the month because he can't spell it... also Wednesday.
Starting in March, the weather turns Tornadic with tornadoes beginning in Texas and causing death and destruction up to Lake Superior where
waterspouts come off the lake into Canada. 55 deaths are caused just in the first few days of bad weather.
May, a floating oil rig drills into a Trident sub off the coast of Alabama causing a small nuclear conflagration.
June, the missing 747 turns up on Mars found by the rover Curiosity. A Martian is photographed holding a sign thanking earth for the much needed
July ushers in the hottest ever month in California. All the other states have normal summers. July 4th fireworks in LA ignite themselves from the
heat. Governor Moonbeam declares California a nudist colony.
August, China's Three Rivers Dam breaks due to unusually large rainfall and an earthquake. Beijing is washed away.
September, an explosion on the moon is photographed live on Jimmy Fallon's show. He blames Anthony Wiener. Also, President Trump single handedly stops
a school shooting in Michigan, killing the Islamic Terrorists that were doing the shooting. He later fires all his Secret Service detail.
December, with Christmas in mind, Extraterrestrials arrive dressed in Santa suits bringing gifts, toys and presents for everyone in the world. Then
they leave without ever saying a word. People are perplexed...
So there are my predictions. Have fun...