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Softball with AugustusMasonicus

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posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 10:34 AM
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a reply to: FauxMulder
Yeah but we would still get stuck with the child support bill anyway. I'm sure they would find a way...




posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 10:35 AM
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originally posted by: Shamrock6

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: Martin75
a reply to: jacygirl
Chirp just dropped off a brand new bottle




Oh good, she escaped!!

Off topic: I just noticed I am 4 stars away from 20,000, and I am NOT getting my 20,000th star in a thread where my nationality is being questioned (and mocked).
I am going to sit in The Shed and I'm taking the bottle with me.

Do NOT star this reply. This message will self destruct in...5...4...3...


Proud to say that I'm your 20,000th.

Star, I mean.

PS - Eh?


Wow. I never thought you'd be the one.
And you're actually attempting to speak my language!

Thank you for helping me to achieve this marvellous milestone!
(I think Cowboy just called my mother-land a slut. You might be my only friend here...*sob*...)



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 10:38 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

To be fair, I only know cusswords in Canadian. But do we like...hug now or something?




posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 10:43 AM
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a reply to: Shamrock6
She uses strange lipstick but you should be OK



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 10:44 AM
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originally posted by: Shamrock6
a reply to: jacygirl

To be fair, I only know cusswords in Canadian. But do we like...hug now or something?



Yeah, for sure...*hugs*...(hey, you're not in uniform, quit patting me down!)

You know Canadian cuss words? We should have a drink.
I know how to call you a 'dirty pig' in Dutch, and "shut your mouth" in Portuguese.

Come by The Shed later and pick me up. Just don't come in yet, I'm discussing 'pasties' with Marty and I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 10:47 AM
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originally posted by: Shamrock6
a reply to: jacygirl

To be fair, I only know cusswords in Canadian. But do we like...hug now or something?



Canadians are a complicated people with age-old social expressions steeped in tradition.

I believe the Canadian method of expressing camaraderie is a complicated ceremony involving spatulas and walrus blubber.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 10:47 AM
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Come on Jacy. We can't talk pasties in front of the boys! They will get all excited and we will never get their stinky butts out of The Shed!



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 10:50 AM
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a reply to: Martin75

I'm pretty sure they'll read "pastries" and assume I'm just going on about donuts again.


Excuse me for a moment, I need to find my spatula and show TAT some Canadian camaraderie.
(Normally I use a hockey stick but our customs aren't written in stone.)



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 10:57 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Sorry what? I was distracted by the pasties and pat down and lipstick, didn't catch anything else.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 11:00 AM
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a reply to: Shamrock6

Ssssh! Just look at the light.




posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 11:02 AM
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Just cuff her and run. Safest advice I know of. Leave the key ...over there


Run Jacy!
edit on 4/17/2017 by Martin75 because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 11:12 AM
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originally posted by: Martin75
a reply to: Shamrock6

Just cuff her and run.




Not my first rodeo!!!




posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 11:18 AM
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Did somebody say handcuffs?




posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 11:21 AM
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Yes she likes the short short shorts!

a reply to: jacygirl
Why does it not surprise me that you have those!?!?!



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 11:24 AM
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Nice bootie shorts.
Do they say "Princess" across the butt?

I have to go out in the real world for an hour.
Please don't get banned while I am gone. (stay away from Marty, she's a bad influence!!)



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 11:32 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl
What me?!? A bad influence? Nah

Comeon Shamrock..... let me show you how we do it in West Virginia!



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 11:38 AM
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WV isn't too far from my old stomping grounds, I'm familiar with the wild and wonderful state


@ Jacy - no, they do not say "Princess" on the butt. I keep them professional looking, obviously. God.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 11:46 AM
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a reply to: Shamrock6

They say, "Juicy" . . . . . admit it.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 11:58 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

It's actually just a small heart made with rhinestones, if you're going to pretend like you didn't already get a good look.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 12:24 PM
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I'm having a hard time telling this high quality journalistic thread from the Three Idiots one.


There must be a common denominator screwing them both up.



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