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Softball with AugustusMasonicus

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posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:00 AM
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originally posted by: Shamrock6

originally posted by: TNMockingbird

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Martin75
Augustus & Jacy that was wonderful! I really enjoy your interviews Augustus!


Glad you liked it. I have a few more members lined tied up.


Fixed that for ya friend!



Great interview Jacy! Mason, your performance was yet again pretty "meh."



Aww, thank you Shamrock! I felt like I was the "meh" one, a little off my game.
So is there a support group for ex-interviewee's? (like abductees have? it's almost the same kind of experience!)
jacy




posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:28 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: Shamrock6

originally posted by: TNMockingbird

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Martin75
Augustus & Jacy that was wonderful! I really enjoy your interviews Augustus!


Glad you liked it. I have a few more members lined tied up.


Fixed that for ya friend!



Great interview Jacy! Mason, your performance was yet again pretty "meh."



Aww, thank you Shamrock! I felt like I was the "meh" one, a little off my game.
So is there a support group for ex-interviewee's? (like abductees have? it's almost the same kind of experience!)
jacy


A loosely organized one, as we're all still a little reluctant to really be around other people. Your care package will arrive soon, though. It'll consist of a bottle of bleach and a bottle of Johnnie Walker. Drink whichever one suits you.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:35 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Martin75
Augustus & Jacy that was wonderful! I really enjoy your interviews Augustus!


Glad you liked it. I have a few more members lined up.


I would love to see an interview with halfoldman.
He is not only the most bizarre member on ATS...but he's possibly the most highly intelligent (present company excepted).



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:36 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

If it isn't Green Label or higher, drink the bleach.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:38 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

You were great, Jacy.

It's comforting to see that Canadians can manage a sense of humor.

Especially, considering the fact that,...well,...they have to live in Canada.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:39 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
It's comforting to see that Canadians can manage a sense of humor.

Especially, considering the fact that,...well,...they have to live in Canada.


Right. Everyone here views them as our idiot cousins which is so, so wrong.

We aren't even related.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:41 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Canada is kind of like...if Mexico and the US had an inbred child...that lived.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:42 AM
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a reply to: Shamrock6

Whoa! So glad I kept reading.
I saw 'bleach' and thought I'd volunteered to do laundry.

One of the previous 'survivors' suggested I try regressive hypnotherapy.
(Told them I was too busy repressing memories at this time, but did get a nice cocktail recipe for bleach & cranberry juice.) I'll let you know how that goes.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:46 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Canada is kind of like...if Mexico and the US had an inbred child...that lived.


Our very own special needs country. We did good America.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:46 AM
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a reply to: Night Star
That gif just got stolen! Ha!



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:51 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Wait...I thought it was actually your turn to do laundry...



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:56 AM
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originally posted by: Shamrock6
a reply to: jacygirl

Wait...I thought it was actually your turn to do laundry...


That is one of the memories I'm trying to repress.

First I get patted on the head for being witty...then I'm an idiot child (product of an American/Mexican union of sorts).
I think I'm having an identity crisis.
(when will the alcohol arrive?)



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:56 AM
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originally posted by: Shamrock6
a reply to: jacygirl

Wait...I thought it was actually your turn to do laundry...


Today's the day Skid Mark does his undies.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 10:11 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Shamrock6
a reply to: jacygirl

Wait...I thought it was actually your turn to do laundry...


Today's the day Skid Mark does his undies.




Please don't tell me what he does to them.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 10:18 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Shamrock6
a reply to: jacygirl

Wait...I thought it was actually your turn to do laundry...


Today's the day Skid Mark does his undies.




Please don't tell me what he does to them.


Like most guys, the first thing we do is beat them against a rock.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 10:19 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl
Chirp just dropped off a brand new bottle



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 10:25 AM
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originally posted by: Martin75
a reply to: jacygirl
Chirp just dropped off a brand new bottle




Oh good, she escaped!!

Off topic: I just noticed I am 4 stars away from 20,000, and I am NOT getting my 20,000th star in a thread where my nationality is being questioned (and mocked).
I am going to sit in The Shed and I'm taking the bottle with me.

Do NOT star this reply. This message will self destruct in...5...4...3...



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 10:28 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Canada is kind of like...if Mexico and the US had an inbred child...that lived.


We need Maury Povich. . . "And the tests have determines. . . The US is NOT the father!"

Then have Mexico run out of the room while the audience calls Mexico a slut.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 10:29 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: Martin75
a reply to: jacygirl
Chirp just dropped off a brand new bottle




Oh good, she escaped!!

Off topic: I just noticed I am 4 stars away from 20,000, and I am NOT getting my 20,000th star in a thread where my nationality is being questioned (and mocked).
I am going to sit in The Shed and I'm taking the bottle with me.

Do NOT star this reply. This message will self destruct in...5...4...3...


Proud to say that I'm your 20,000th.

Star, I mean.

PS - Eh?
edit on 17-4-2017 by Shamrock6 because: got so excited to be #20,000 I used the wrong your



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 10:32 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Canada is kind of like...if Mexico and the US had an inbred child...that lived.


We need Maury Povich. . . "And the tests have determines. . . The US is NOT the father!"

Then have Mexico run out of the room while the audience calls Mexico a slut.


And America would be like




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