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Softball with AugustusMasonicus

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posted on Apr, 18 2017 @ 07:57 AM
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a reply to: Martin75

Why? Your corral is where I keep all my Bronies.




posted on Apr, 18 2017 @ 08:17 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I wasn't sure if that part was real or a hallucination from the pixie dust.


originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: FauxMulder

Aww, you obviously had some pixie dust while you were there.

C'mon, admit it. You had a blast.


It's a schedule 1 drug.

It was fun but the only thing I remember was DB




posted on Apr, 18 2017 @ 08:18 AM
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a reply to: FauxMulder

At least he kept his pants on that day!

(We don't have a schedule for drugs in The Shed, lol...we call everything "magic"...keeps the heat away!)



posted on Apr, 18 2017 @ 08:21 AM
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You guys are just jealous because we Canadians are more advanced in our drug culture and have great donuts, but again, you hit another home run, but I think you should change the thread title from softball to nerfball because it has become very cushy.
edit on 14CDT08America/Chicago03480830 by InTheLight because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 18 2017 @ 08:22 AM
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That isn't DB. That is DB's sad German intern, Gunther.

DB is just off camera flicking change at him and exhorting him to, 'Dance monkey, dance!'.




edit on 18-4-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: Armaments 2:9-21 And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats...



posted on May, 7 2017 @ 08:13 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Guess what?



posted on May, 7 2017 @ 08:14 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl

Guess what?


I'll guess...
Time for a new one and we need to get you to the top of the next page?
I want a cookie if I'm right!



posted on May, 7 2017 @ 08:15 AM
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a reply to: TNMockingbird

Wow, you're a mind reader...



posted on May, 7 2017 @ 08:19 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

So, we need 11 more posts.
Do you prefer pictures of kittens or unicorns?

Those are the only choices offered today.



posted on May, 7 2017 @ 08:39 AM
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a reply to: TNMockingbird

How about just witty repartee?



posted on May, 7 2017 @ 08:55 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TNMockingbird
How about just witty repartee?


Bahaha!!! Not my forte!
How about an alligator?
This was allegedly spotted in the Tennessee River. Not unbelievable but, certainly rare. Could be photoshopped?
Anyway, those smoke stacks in the background DO look like the Kingston Fossil Plant.



edit on 7-5-2017 by TNMockingbird because: Just noticed the garbage in the pic...maybe a soda bottle...jerks!



posted on May, 7 2017 @ 08:57 AM
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a reply to: TNMockingbird

Has to be fake, it's in Tennessee and still has all its teeth.



posted on May, 7 2017 @ 09:00 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Hahaha!
Touche!


it's in Tennessee and still has all its teeth.

For now...if that is IT'S Mountain Dew bottle (likely), it won't be long.

edit on 7-5-2017 by TNMockingbird because: Okay, 7 more...geez!



posted on May, 7 2017 @ 09:10 AM
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originally posted by: TNMockingbird
For now...if that is IT'S Mountain Dew bottle (likely), it won't be long.


There should also be some meth nearby.



posted on May, 7 2017 @ 09:21 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
For now...if that is IT'S Mountain Dew bottle (likely), it won't be long.


There should also be some meth nearby.

Oh I'm sure there is! Although the 'meth capital' is a little west of Knoxville.
I'm surprised it's not glowing orange though.
I'm surprised that you are familiar with our stereotypes. The gator should be careful though, there are catfish in the Tennessee River that could eat him, as a snack.

edit on 7-5-2017 by TNMockingbird because: forgot the little 'wink'...and...need to go count posts.

edit on 7-5-2017 by TNMockingbird because: Okay 5 more...is it time for NJ jokes, yet?



posted on May, 7 2017 @ 09:28 AM
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originally posted by: TNMockingbird
I'm surprised that you are familiar with our stereotypes.


Who do you think everyone makes fun of in my travels? However the irony is not lost on me when it's Jim Bob from West Virginia doing it.



posted on May, 7 2017 @ 09:39 AM
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originally posted by: TNMockingbird
I'm surprised that you are familiar with our stereotypes.


Who do you think everyone makes fun of in my travels? However the irony is not lost on me when it's Jim Bob from West Virginia doing it.

Ahh, Jim Bob. He's a good sport.

If you all are picking on us then you're leaving everyone else alone. I'm okay with that.
edit on 7-5-2017 by TNMockingbird because: Are we there yet?!



posted on May, 7 2017 @ 09:41 AM
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Double post...
edit on 7-5-2017 by TNMockingbird because: It really wasn't...I'm just an impatent jerk! Sorry!




posted on May, 7 2017 @ 09:52 AM
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And...one more to go.
The proverbial ball is in your court. I've got to go soon and I hope we get on with this.
Perhaps it's Geez this time or the network dude?
You say he needs beer so
here it is.
Your powers of persuasion don't seem to be as good as once thought so, I'm interested to see who you've convinced or tricked or blackmailed or whatever it is you do.
The Byrd or phage would be a grand slam, yes?
edit on 7-5-2017 by TNMockingbird because: Just had a thought...the texas primate? you know the big guy! OR....snarl...



posted on May, 7 2017 @ 10:53 AM
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Ooooh, another interview? Can't wait!



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