The Shed 5

a reply to: zazzafrazz


Hey, that's good stuff you're watching! Men, what do they know? LOL

a reply to: Quantum12


Here reply to all my questions!
What color eyes do you have? (hazel)
Do you have a big nose? (compared to whom?)
How many times do you mow the lawn at night? (Never)
How many sheep do you count before you fall asleep? (I don't)
What is your favorite animal? (The one cooked for dinner)
Do you cut your nails or bite them? (I hammer them)
Did you suck your thumb as a baby and so you still do now? (No)
Does you sister know about Jim? ( I have no sister but I do have a brother named Jim)
Have you ever ran thru a glass door? (no )
Did you ever fall from a tree? (No but i fell off a lawn)
Did you ever pee for 5 min after drinking all night? (No)
How many times have you cheated on your wife? (never)
Did you walk to school up hill both ways? (of course)
Do you cook naked? (No. That even grosses me out)
Do you do the jig when no one is looking? (All the time. Although i tend to tap dance)
Should I go on? (er...no )

a reply to: zazzafrazz

Looks like you changed your dress again today! You do change them like shoes. It had been so long since I changed mine, that it was before they made all the changes to the site. Pitiful I know. lol Hard to keep up with you.

a reply to: onehuman

You'll get use to it

a reply to: Errollorre

LOL Now I can't stop laughing!!!

a reply to: zazzafrazz
I'm sure I will. Avatars are kind of funny.. I get used to identifying people with them. Like NS has been that for as long as I can remember, so its like seeing a old friend. Even skim reading some threads, the avatars I knew I would be more apt to read, because I usually enjoyed what they would have to say, or I had a good idea what their response would be, either funny, serious, or off the wall!
There have been some really great ones around here too over the years. Some I actually miss seeing...

a reply to: onehuman

That's very true

I must be confusing

Just a little sailors tale
The ships would change, the crew would change, the weather would change, all though the weather was all ways changing so that doesn't really count.
People, ships, places would just be the cocoon around which those who embodied the vessels, would enter the metamorphous environment, chrysalis.

They, the young ones, were all so sure of their own competence. As if the mere decision to become a sailor was enough to make them a crew member. Poor boys.
Oh yes they were strong and handled the ropes well they didn't back off because of bad weather, but: the true test was oddly about courtesy.
To greet each other properly, to make space in tiny hall ways and here was the most amusing part.
The dinner table. The officers and crew would dine together.
I would anticipate with hidden glee how the new comers behaved. I would serve the food and ask them to begin.
If a rooky dared to take a dish before an officer or reach across the table with out asking politely for the item to be passed around, a fork would dash out.
And at the end of the meal if any one left the table with out saying thank you to the cook an officer would say " I guess you aren't eating tomorrow, you didn't like the food"
Only few days passed before every one enjoyed their food with out hazard.
Manners and courtesy, a matter of learning new customs and learning how to adjust in any environment with out compromising your self but still gratifying your host.
Manners, Comfort.

a reply to: WalkInSilence

I remember manners. Ahh the good old days.

a reply to: Tiamat384
I used to go to a lot when I was younger. I'm not deaf yet.

a reply to: ccbears
CC you are dear to my heart, I am happy to see you and I have happy tears because we are all part of something bigger than our little beings.

Pardon??

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: Tiamat384
I used to go to a lot when I was younger. I'm not deaf yet.

a reply to: Quantum12
This is going to be fun:
Hazel
It's kind of big, actually
I try not to mow. I'm allergic to cut grass
Counting sheep makes me hungry. I count wolves
My favorite animal is a wolf
I clip my nails. Nasty things live under nails
I don't know if I ever did. I only suck it if I smash it with a hammer
Who's Jim?
I never ran through one but ran into one
I've fallen from several. The first was the ugly tree and I hit every branch going down
Sometimes I do. Sometimes I pee every five minutes
Not married, not a cheater
Sometimes I did when I missed the bus
No! It burns when it splatters
I even dance one when somebody is looking
If you insist lol

a reply to: Skid Mark

LOL, your the best!!!

a reply to: Errollorre
How do you fall off a lawn? Was drinking involved, or like me, two dumb feet that like to tangle?

Errollorre, you're back!!!!!!! Yay!

Sorry people, busy so popping in and out again.

a reply to: onehuman

Your new avatar is beautiful, etheric, and never mind if your meds turn you around then you can see the world in a whole new perspective and share your wisdom with us.

a reply to: Quantum12
I remember Jim. You don't mess around with him.

a reply to: WalkInSilence

Lol well WIS, the trick to sharing said wisdom is to be awake. This is what has been the problem lately! I already look at the world through kaleidoscope eyes!
And thank you btw

a reply to: onehuman

I used to use this one.