Raise taxes to 85% across the board.
Free housing units for all citizens.
Free food, dyed grey, for all citizens.
Free and Mandatory Healthcare with death panels.
Illegal to raise a child, all babies are turned over to custody of the Nation.
Since all housing is free, you do not own it. You must open your doors to and share your food with passing strangers.
Everyone is executed at age 88 for "collective sin".
Religion is outlawed and punishable by death. Only the Nation can be worshiped.
The Nation must be worshiped and all citizens are required to pledge their allegiance five times a day facing Washington DC.
Washington DC is renamed Washington AC/DC for no apparent reason.
All supermodels during their first year of work for the Nation must spend one week at the White House.
Open Immigration is not only tolerated, it is mandatory. All citizens must relocate to another part of the world once for a length of 5 years before
the age of 40 and must procreate at least once during their stay.
All guns will be made illegal and confiscated door to door, coast to coast.
All Television shows for all networks must have one gay character, one interracial relationship, one adopted alien "pet" and one dysfunctional,
morbidly obese uneducated white girl.
Just joking! Trump/Jenner 2016!!
I mean Sanders/Schwarzenegger 2016!!
edit on 27-1-2016 by EmmanuelGoldstein because: (no reason given)