posted on Dec, 4 2015 @ 02:26 PM
A recent thread suggested an ATS dating site (bad idea) which got me to thinking (another bad idea) that we could have some fun pairing up some of our
friends on this site with who we feel would be their soul mates, or frenemies if the inclination struck you.
You need to explain why these two people would be perfect together; they both think aliens built the pyramids or they have a penchant for posting in
popular BTS topics. Current relationship status is irrelevant, they are all single for this silly purpose. The rules are do not be mean or offensive
since we are all one big happy dysfunctional family.
I will go first. Since I like the whole 'opposites attract' trope I think I will pair Zazzafrazz, our own crazy cat lady, with Butcherguy, since he
has such a love for our feline friends. The fur will probably fly literally at first, as one by one the cats are tossed out a window, but deep down
inside their love for all things conspiracy will see them walk hand in hand into a beautiful sunset, partially clouded by chemtrails of course.