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Jesus AND Mary were GAY and practising, says the Bible

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posted on Oct, 26 2015 @ 05:05 PM
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originally posted by: boymonkey74
But can you quote the Bible with Jesus saying that?.


Yeah, it's in Abominations 11:22-28

"And Jesus said unto his disciples, 'Those that listenest to Liza Minnelli and Showtunes and flaunt their pride shall be denied access to My Kingdom and the Kingdom of My Father for these acts are abominable under his eyes. And yea, those who are equipeth with man parts who shall dress in the garments of women folk will also never reacheth Heaven and if they layeth with other men and choose to marry then they shall be denied proper documentation and lamentation will be theirs and theirs alone. So sayeth the Lord'. And the disciples agreed to spread word of these abominations so the Lord's followers could curse them for ages to come."




posted on Oct, 26 2015 @ 05:14 PM
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a reply to: Ghost147

I've noticed you like to analyze people through the key bored

your like an online doctor you should be payed to save these souls



posted on Oct, 26 2015 @ 05:16 PM
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a reply to: TheLamb

My favorite part was:



No wonder Mary's statues are always leaking. It's because she's a dyke!


If you didn't know you were fully being trolled after that point on...

LOL
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posted on Oct, 26 2015 @ 05:38 PM
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originally posted by: Argyll
a reply to: TheLamb

I've been here a long time....but that is the biggest load of utter tosh I've ever read on ATS.



No offence intended.


I've noticed a HUGE uptick in leftard troll activity since I've been back after a long absence. HUGE. It's coordinated, no doubt.



posted on Oct, 26 2015 @ 05:40 PM
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Nevermind. Already asked.
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posted on Oct, 26 2015 @ 05:44 PM
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a reply to: Klassified

He already answered that bro...

"He is the word... and the whole book is inspired by said word"




posted on Oct, 26 2015 @ 05:48 PM
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Little side note to that statement...

But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.


I wonder if this applies to the so called OT god?


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posted on Oct, 26 2015 @ 05:50 PM
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originally posted by: Akragon
a reply to: Klassified

He already answered that bro...

"He is the word... and the whole book is inspired by said word"


I only asked because of the penchant some Christians have of dodging the bibles bigotry and sexism, by saying Jesus never said that. Then when it's convenient, the bible suddenly says it, and Jesus was in agreement with it, because he was the word of god.



posted on Oct, 26 2015 @ 05:50 PM
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Did I miss something?????



posted on Oct, 26 2015 @ 06:01 PM
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a reply to: Ghost147

Would this be anything like Beyism?



posted on Oct, 26 2015 @ 06:42 PM
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This one is a knowlegde borrow from the gay fallen angel.so sad and



posted on Oct, 26 2015 @ 06:46 PM
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a reply to: TheLamb




posted on Oct, 26 2015 @ 06:55 PM
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I made it about two paragraphs in and then realized that despite being in reasonably good shape, my legs are incapable of making that leap.

Obviously troll trolls obviously.



posted on Oct, 26 2015 @ 07:29 PM
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I don't believe the OP. Don't really understand it. But I wouldn't be surprised--given Jesus was a real person--if Jesus was gay. And of course neither would I be if Mary were too.

But I consider it as likely as anyting else. Maybe Jesus had children? Maybe he never existed. Maybe he used drugs. Maybe he was wealthy. maybe htis or maybe that. I don't pay attention anymore.
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posted on Oct, 26 2015 @ 08:08 PM
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a reply to: TheLamb

Okay I am trying to make out what you meant...

Wouldn't your reasoning [if I understood it] apply to asexual people as well?



posted on Oct, 26 2015 @ 08:17 PM
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a reply to: TheLamb

There have been suggestions that Jesus may have been involved with men. He was mainly around men and no proof of a wife or children can be found. It has also been suggested that he was in a relationship with Mary Magdalene or possibly St. Veronica..there is more evidence for both of those. As for his parents...you have just made that up off of the top of your head. and


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posted on Oct, 26 2015 @ 09:04 PM
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a reply to: TheLamb

You post this self indulgent drivel, and don't even have the common decency to reply to members who have taken the time to reply to you.......why is that?



posted on Oct, 26 2015 @ 09:15 PM
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a reply to: TheLamb

I now suspect that "TheLamb" posts are a prank by a bunch of drunken frat boys somewhere in the deep south of the USA.
edit on 2015-10-26 by metamagic because: OCD makes me do all sorts of odd things



posted on Oct, 26 2015 @ 10:26 PM
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