johnwick...not invincible after all....

You'll be fine. I'll tell you what I tell my own kid.

The anticipation is 10x worse than the actual event.

Check back in after and tell me I'm wrong.

originally posted by: TorqueyThePig
Johnwick the dick. LOL

I definitely have been angered by many of your posts.

That said, I wish you the best, and whether you're religious or not I will say a prayer for you.

I look forward to getting enraged by your future posts.

It is a gift, we all get at least one, mine is being a dick/douche bag...you gotta run with what you have right.

originally posted by: JohnthePhilistine

originally posted by: verschickter
a reply to: johnwick
Why would someone be proud of a sixpack when one can have a barrel

Do they take all your organs out of your body to work on your spine or is it done from behind? I know sometimes they need to empty your torso to get to the spine from the front.

However, good luck!

This is a fact, if your hernia is higher up. If it is in your lower back, they put your feet in stirrups and go through the butt.
37 is still young and, as you say, you are in great shape so you should be able to poo without assistance in just a few weeks.

Afew weeks?

I hope your very wrong lol, Im skinny but I eat a lot!!!

a reply to: johnwick

Get well soon. We have many more arguments to settle!

And whether you like it or not, I am going to pray that your surgery is not only a success but with no stress and fear.

God bless you brother......

a reply to: johnwick

Meh, you'll be fine.

Stop being a drama queen.

Once they start that IV to knock you out, you won't have a care in the world...

a reply to: SlapMonkey

Right...the last thing you'll remember is "8", and then you're out.

dont sweat it, just think of it as adding a new scar to the collection.

You got this man!

But, even so, death is nothing to be afraid of... as long as you're a total badass! Which you totally Are!

Although, dying while under anesthesia? Not so manly... Kinda like dying in your sleep, like some frail elderly person. I'd rather die with eyes wide open. Actually experience it, ya know? After all, its a once in a lifetime experience. You simply cannot doe this way. "Johnwick... his wick went out with a whimper while under anesthesia and he didnt feel a thing. What a total wuss." That's what your gravestone will read!

Nah, you gotta die like a man. Take a spear to the chest or something. Or crash your motorcycle goin 100+. If you make it to old age, dying during sex is pretty manly I guess. I'll probably slip in the bathtub. But see that's an honorable death for a guy like me. I'm not from Sparta, like you clearly are.

Good luck bud! You got this!

originally posted by: bigfatfurrytexan
a reply to: SlapMonkey

Right...the last thing you'll remember is "8", and then you're out.

Either that, or the doctor saying: "Nurse, this is the sex-change, right?"

a reply to: johnwick

Well,I hope you get through it OK(even though I thought you dissed me unfairly on that thread about ISIS flags )

I am terrified of hospitals as well mate-we have that in common.

Oops!!

originally posted by: Silcone Synapse
a reply to: johnwick

Well,I hope you get through it OK(even though I thought you dissed me unfairly on that thread about ISIS flags

)

I am terrified of hospitals as well mate-we have that in common.

Ya I might have brother, I'm a dick somtimes

My bad

a reply to: johnwick

Yeah, well regrowth is a bitch!

I see a trip to Hawaii in your future, MW,

You will do well, recover, and say sayanara to the old job and on with the new.

a reply to: johnwick
It really tugs at my heart strings dude...Seems like you are WAY overreacting of a hospital visit. Quickly look up some statistics on hospital stays and you will find that the vast majority "survive" surgery. You're human just like the rest of us. I have respect for you that you expressed your insecurities and such for anyone to see. It shows that you have dignity.
If you're half as good at daydreaming as I am, you can take yourself to a happier place temporarily and you'll be leaving that hospital like a soaring hawk. Best of luck.

Wait, you made it to 37 while still thinking you're invincible?

originally posted by: johnwick

originally posted by: Silcone Synapse
a reply to: johnwick

Well,I hope you get through it OK(even though I thought you dissed me unfairly on that thread about ISIS flags

)

I am terrified of hospitals as well mate-we have that in common.

Ya I might have brother, I'm a dick somtimes

My bad

No worries mate.
Maybe you get to meet an awesome nursey girl in hospital.
Im sure you gonna be fine after-maybe a few days of discomfort after leaving hospital,but a great excuse to kick back and have a few beers while you recover I rekon.
Good luck Dude.

:up

a reply to: johnwick

Sorry to hear of your suffering " Premature Obituary " syndrome.
As a fellow loather of all things Hospital, I wish you well in these darkest of times.

Should the worst occur, your final words were an amusing aside.

My only advice for you - Be very afraid and "head toward the light John".
Other than that ... just enjoy the attention from the pretty Nurses ...

Oh and don't worry too much, the Doctors are hilarious; they'll have you in stitches !!

Best wishes ...

originally posted by: Timely
a reply to: johnwick

Sorry to hear of your suffering " Premature Obituary " syndrome.
As a fellow loather of all things Hospital, I wish you well in these darkest of times.

Should the worst occur, your final words were an amusing aside.

My only advice for you - Be very afraid and "head toward the light John".
Other than that ... just enjoy the attention from the pretty Nurses ...

Oh and don't worry too much, the Doctors are hilarious; they'll have you in stitches !!

Best wishes ...

Reminds me of an old joke:

"I feel like I'm at Death's Door!"

"Don't Worry,...I know a doctor who'll pull you through!"

Those pet food bags are dang heavy!! Get better

a reply to: johnwick

Buy a selfie stick when you get out of the hospital, then you won't herniate yourself again reaching so far overhead to snap your next selfie photo.

(You'll do fine and be back here tormenting folks before you know it.)