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Bonafide Smartasses

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posted on Sep, 24 2014 @ 04:56 PM
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I'm sure there is much appreciation for this type of condescending humor. I found a few hilarious. *** Warning, a couple of them contain profanity.









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Bonafide Smartass




posted on Sep, 24 2014 @ 04:58 PM
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I love the first two.



posted on Sep, 24 2014 @ 05:00 PM
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Haha!
The second one shows that some people are willing to put a fair deal of time and effort into being a smartass

I approve!



posted on Sep, 24 2014 @ 05:19 PM
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Oh man there was some good ones in there, this was my fav



posted on Sep, 24 2014 @ 05:32 PM
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Funny stuff!!



posted on Sep, 24 2014 @ 05:33 PM
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I take pride in my wise-assery. I recently had a foul mannered drunk tell me that she didn't like me because I was a wise ass.
I replied, "Well that's one less reason for you to be self-loathing."
I don't think she even got it.



posted on Sep, 24 2014 @ 05:49 PM
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This one made me laugh - a lot.




posted on Sep, 24 2014 @ 06:03 PM
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s & f for that , when i saw the thread title i thought someone was peed off at my one line quip's



posted on Sep, 24 2014 @ 06:27 PM
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X-acto knife! Took me a second LMAO!



posted on Sep, 24 2014 @ 06:32 PM
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originally posted by: skunkape23
I take pride in my wise-assery. I recently had a foul mannered drunk tell me that she didn't like me because I was a wise ass.
I replied, "Well that's one less reason for you to be self-loathing."
I don't think she even got it.



Well, I don't get so ergo...I must be a foul mannered drunk?:cheers I be dazzled, what craft of witchery caused me not remember partaking of libation?



posted on Sep, 24 2014 @ 08:49 PM
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Man those were all good but I think the machine one was my fav.This inspires me to become more of a smartass than I already am



posted on Sep, 24 2014 @ 08:59 PM
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The Pursuit of smartassery, may it rue the day.



posted on Sep, 24 2014 @ 09:01 PM
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Accessdenied, your making people laugh in this screwed up world, Bravo!



posted on Sep, 24 2014 @ 09:14 PM
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I lost it on several of them - Probably scared the entire complex again.

The toilet paper roll started it, just because it sounds like something I would do.



posted on Sep, 25 2014 @ 05:00 AM
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originally posted by: douglas5
s & f for that , when i saw the thread title i thought someone was peed off at my one line quip's

I'll leave it to Zaphod to handle your one liners...



posted on Sep, 25 2014 @ 05:04 AM
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originally posted by: HUMBLEONE
Accessdenied, your making people laugh in this screwed up world, Bravo!


Well, it's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it...beats ticking them off..LOL
Humbleone, I do believe I have read many posts of yours that could easily qualify as 100% pure grade A smartassery.
You are definitely an artist of the highest condescending form.



posted on Sep, 26 2014 @ 12:45 PM
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originally posted by: AccessDenied

originally posted by: douglas5
s & f for that , when i saw the thread title i thought someone was peed off at my one line quip's

I'll leave it to Zaphod to handle your one liners...



But i am in stealth mode with a ultra secret skin to fool the radar



posted on Sep, 26 2014 @ 03:58 PM
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originally posted by: douglas5

originally posted by: AccessDenied

originally posted by: douglas5
s & f for that , when i saw the thread title i thought someone was peed off at my one line quip's

I'll leave it to Zaphod to handle your one liners...



But i am in stealth mode with a ultra secret skin to fool the radar


I can still see you...



posted on Oct, 20 2014 @ 11:07 AM
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Oh no! I just read the last line above the picture.
Now I have to scroll back through the whole thread to find the profanity!




posted on Oct, 21 2014 @ 12:02 AM
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Take my wives. All of them. Please.




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