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originally posted by: skunkape23
originally posted by: olaru12
originally posted by: skunkape23
originally posted by: pennydrops
originally posted by: skunkape23
My religion requires that I paint my ass blue and stand on my head during prayer. I don't think it's worth dealing with the cops to get .75 cents off of a burger.
What religion is that?
I am an ordained minister of the Church of the Subgenius.
I pretty much just make up the rules as I go.
No hot dogs on Tuesday.
My shordurpersav for today is Gamera. I will be performing a short duration marriage between myself and a cheeseburger shortly. If the luck plane is tilted in my favor I will be abducted by a Sex Goddess from outer space later this afternoon. F###'em if they can't take a joke.
Praise Bob...Slack be his holy name.
My shordurpersav today is Gamera. I plan on performing a short duration marriage between myself and a cheeseburger shortly. If I'm lucky I will be abducted by the Sex Goddesses at some point this afternoon.
I tried to give Jesus a call, but I think he's playing golf.
Why a discount for just praying. Perhaps a group like Stryper could write a Christian Rock opera and spread the message and feed the homeless for free.
Or another fantastic marketing strategy for Mary's gourmet Diner to to adopt would be to combine Prayer with topless waitresses.
I'd like a grilled cheese, a side of fries and a diet coke please!!!
originally posted by: Bone75
originally posted by: skunkape23
My religion requires that I paint my ass blue and stand on my head during prayer. I don't think it's worth dealing with the cops to get .75 cents off of a burger.
So immaturity is a religion now?
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Blalock says it's something that she was moved to implement about 3 1/2 years ago. "We're very thankful for the attention we've received, but that's not what we were aiming at," she says.
Blalock says the discount is given to customers at the discretion of the wait staff.
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Haglund, 60, said that the “gift” she gives customers has nothing to do with a specific religious perspective, that she never advertises the discount and that it’s something staffers sporadically offer only when they feel compelled to do so.
“It’s just a moment or faithfulness about the plate of food,” she said. “It’s not even a policy — it’s [something] we only do when we’re moved to do it.”
Haglund also noted that wait staff who are uncomfortable or who don’t agree with the message behind the discount aren’t forced to give it.
originally posted by: ~Lucidity
I don't have a denial problem.
Denial Checklist
What denial patterns do you use? (check as many as needed)
1. Avoidance: "I'll talk about anything but my real problems!"
2. Absolute Denial: "No Not Me, I Don’t Have Problems!"
3. Minimizing: "My Problems Aren’t That Bad!"
4. Rationalizing: "If I Can Find Good Enough Reasons For My Problems, I Won’t Have To Deal With Them!"!"
5. Blaming: "If I Can Prove That My Problems Are not My Fault, I Won’t Have To Deal With Them!"
6. Comparing: "Showing That Others Are Worse Than Me Proves That I Don’t Have Serious Problems!”
7. Compliance: "I’ll Pretend To Do What You Want If You’ll Leave Me Alone!"
8. Manipulating: "I’ll Only Admit That I Have Problems If You Agree To Solve Them For Me"
9. Flight Into Health: - "Feeling Better Means That I’m Cured!"
10. Recovery By Fear: "Being Scared Of My Problems Will Make Them Go Away!"
11. Strategic Hopelessness: "Since Nothing Works, I Don't Have To Try!"
12. Democratic Disease State: "I Have The Right To Destroy Myself & No One Has The Right To Stop Me!"
Denial Checklist
originally posted by: ~Lucidity
a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed
I don't have a denial problem. Or a persecution complex. Find someone who cares to believe that fairytale. A Christian anti-rhetoric problem is one problem we do NOT have in the U.S. Not unless someone goes looking for it with a microscope.
originally posted by: intrepid
a reply to: ArdenWolf
Care to spell that out in plain words? I'm taking that as an insult right now. I could be wrong.
originally posted by: ArdenWolf
Edit to clarify: "If you don't need validation/care what others think, you cannot be insulted, because my opinions would not matter."
Like I said human like everyone else.