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if you came face to face with kali ... what would you say to her ?

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posted on Jul, 9 2014 @ 11:36 PM
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in light of 2 threads which are incumbent on the assumption that the Christian mythology is real - lets have one that requires an alternate premise

here is a paraphrasing of the thread premise :

You are in new delhi walking on a pavement in the city and coming from the side street toward you is kali herself. The two of you come together on the street corner and look at each other. Before the street light changes and everyone crosses the street and continues on you take the opportunity and tell/ask her________________ (fill in the blank). Keep in mind the city street light changes every 30 seconds or so. That's all the time you've got. Make it count. (Yes I know, that's not how it works, but just go along with it ... )

there ya go
edit on 9-7-2014 by ignorant_ape because: (no reason given)




posted on Jul, 9 2014 @ 11:49 PM
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The only thing I know about Kali is from Indiana Jones so I guess I would be tempted to say "Kali ma..." but sadly, I forgot the rest of it and so I would end up looking like a lower-life-form goon.
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posted on Jul, 9 2014 @ 11:53 PM
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Can I have your number?

Strong woman like that? 4 hands, c'mon now . . .


a reply to: ignorant_ape



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 12:00 AM
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Birth defect babe?

OP, you might have thought about telling us who the hell Kali is.

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posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 12:01 AM
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"By all means... ladies first."



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 12:14 AM
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Blessed Destroyer, wickedness reigns! Hunt the corrupt and the frightful, those with dead souls and cold eyes! Kali, sacred flame, sear those who would harm the innocent! We implore you!


Now, high five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five.



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 12:20 AM
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Sa'l me't ja'ri'n, the light within me greets the light within you. And Peace Be With You! Then run, destroyer is not a name I like.



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 12:27 AM
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posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 12:34 AM
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posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 12:37 AM
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I thought you were talking about the wrestler.
The great Kali from wwe

Who would of thought it was a woman god from India

Probably ask her if she has a good manicurist, or maybe if she has thought of being a goal keeper in soccer

Really what could you ask her



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 01:06 AM
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Who or what is kali?



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 01:15 AM
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Hello, Kali!
Well, hello, Kali!
It's so nice to see you black where you belong
You're looking swell, Kali,
Just like hell, Kali,
You're so big and bold and bloody and still going strong...

edit on 10/7/14 by Astyanax because: of a lyrical twister.



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 01:46 AM
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If she has time for a few drinks followed by .....

cant be any worse than my ex-wives were ..



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 01:47 AM
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Ouch man, plural? a reply to: Expat888



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 01:58 AM
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a reply to: denybedoomed
Was glutton for punishment in my younger days ..



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 02:20 AM
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God, the devil meh, Kali... I'd drop dead with fear I think. And I'm sure she'd feel a sense of accomplishment.



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 05:35 AM
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I'd be like yo kali wad up biachh !
U ain't seen Father Christmas cos I'm gonna whoop his ass and Peter Pans gonna get some dis too !


Then I'd enter kali in the Winter Olympics and I'd be like ski down there biachh !
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posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 05:56 AM
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Business has been good, hasn't it?

(seriously though ... she's one scary chick-demon-goddess thing)


originally posted by: ignorant_ape
in light of 2 threads which are incumbent on the assumption that the Christian mythology is real -

Not really. When I wrote them they were just for fun. I wasn't assuming anything is real or not.
It was just for fun conversation.

edit on 7/10/2014 by FlyersFan because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 05:57 AM
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My reaction seen below.






posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 07:11 AM
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Why did you switch from Ubuntu to Debian???!!!

Why didn't you include Wicd Manager???!!!

Why oh why wasn't it called Backtrack 6????!!!!!





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