if you came face to face with kali ... what would you say to her ?

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posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 07:17 AM
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a reply to: ignorant_ape

Thou art seriously hot. Doth thine bits have teeth?




posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 07:46 AM
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Kali....Maaaa



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 07:53 AM
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a reply to: ignorant_ape

Is she hot? I am going to imagine she is hot... This is how it would go down...

OH wow, hi there!

*looks around to see if Shiva is in the area*

You know, you have the most beautiful eyes.
I hear your boyfriend is a stoner.
You like stoners huh?

What about Led Zeppelin?
Do you like them?
I have an old Zep album I have been just dying to listen to again,
wanna come hang out and help me dust it off?
No?
Hey.....
*holds up arms*
Whoa whoa whoa......

I would then be turned into a burning cinder on the sidewalk.
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posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 10:41 AM
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a reply to: ignorant_ape

Namah Ibrāhīma, isahāka, aura yākūba kē paramēśvara. Yīśu prabhu hai.


मैं इब्राहीम का परमेश्वर, इसहाक, याकूब नमः करते हैं. यीशु प्रभु है.

Also since it's what most of us (Americans at least) think of in relation to Kali; this is what they're apparently(i can't speak Hindi) saying in Indiana Jones
Kali priest: "kali ma, shakti de" (Black mother, give me strength)
Sacrifice: "Om nama shivaya" ([om] adoration to shiva-chief mantra of Shivaism, considered to be powerfully healing-apparently not in matters of such extreme cardiac trauma)
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posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 11:20 AM
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a reply to: Darkblade71

Hot? Probably not in any way you'd want.



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 11:30 AM
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a reply to: Josephus

I kind of like the blue skin....


But yeah, that's why I turn into a cinder after hitting on her...



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 11:40 AM
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Just run RUN...especially if you have a moustache:

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She collects them.



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 12:00 PM
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Bet she would beat phelps in a race !
While beating him !
Lol



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 12:27 PM
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Since she is the evercaring mom type figure, and because I miss my mom so much I would simply ask for a hug. A good one not one of those half shouldered pat on the back hugs but a really good firm hug, that's it.



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 12:42 PM
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a reply to: Silcone Synapse

Mustaches, disembodied heads, and arms. Someone might be a hoarder.



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 01:35 PM
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originally posted by: brandiwine14
Since she is the evercaring mom type figure, and because I miss my mom so much I would simply ask for a hug. A good one not one of those half shouldered pat on the back hugs but a really good firm hug, that's it.


Lol if she patted u on the back it would take 10 years lol
Not to mention the assault charge !



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 01:39 PM
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My blue skinned beauty, you are stunning



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 01:54 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
My blue skinned beauty, you are stunning

It's avatars red light district



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 05:30 PM
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If she was in a good mood, I might say, "What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?" or perhaps, "Can you recommend a good Indian restaurant?"

However, if it was that time of month, I would probably say, "You don't look fat dear, honest."



posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 05:45 PM
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a reply to: ignorant_ape

I didn't read the other threads so I'll just answer the question.

I would thank her for removing obstacles in my life and for clearing unneeded baggage and distractions. She serves as a wonderful Crone aspect and she is a pleasure (and thrill) to work with in times when she is needed.



posted on Jul, 15 2014 @ 08:58 AM
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  ▲
▲ ▲ I can, can you?



posted on Jul, 15 2014 @ 09:11 AM
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a reply to: ignorant_ape




in light of 2 threads which are incumbent on the assumption that the Christian mythology is real - lets have one that requires an alternate premise


Why, is it going to be any more usefull than the other two?





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