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Sarcasm....what are you talking about? THIS IS FOR REAL! I am IN! My new life is going to be extravagant and lush with friends and popularity now. I have been wishing and hoping for this daily. Guess I don't need to buy lottery tickets by the hundreds anymore now since I will soon be wealthy beyond my wildest imagination! Wooohoooo!
Aldakoopa
None of this makes any sense... so what did you do, fill out an Illuminati application? Did you take a some kind of test and/or pass a background check and they just select you as the best candidate? Some super secretive organization just sends you an email as opposed to men in black showing up at your door in a black Mercedes telling you you've been selected?
I hope this is all just a big joke.
StormyStars
reply to post by Vasa Croe
Sarcasm....what are you talking about? THIS IS FOR REAL! I am IN! My new life is going to be extravagant and lush with friends and popularity now. I have been wishing and hoping for this daily. Guess I don't need to buy lottery tickets by the hundreds anymore now since I will soon be wealthy beyond my wildest imagination! Wooohoooo!
Oh this is too funny lmaoroflol! I've been getting Emails AND P,O Box letters that look EXACTLY like that, that claims I'm ONE of the 500 people that are," In." I was even sent an initiation package followed by another saying I passed the 1st test then a package of secrets every month lol! They even KNOW I am female, have phone me saying it's not a scam, & sent names of ALL my ancestors dating back 500 years, saying they knew of me back then and I'm a prophecy and the NEED me at this age to be on council of others as has been prophesied 1st by Bagans 500 years ago right to my late Dad which I can't ask obviously, and how rich and more famous I'll become lol!
Yeah, maybe as a sacrifice lol!
I would give them your bank account number just yet if I were you pfftlol!
Aleister
reply to post by Vasa Croe
I just friended you as a way of saying you are my best buddy, and best buddies tell their buddies where the good parties are, and since now you will be dressed up in costumes and bird masks and all the ladies will be cold from not wearing things, I must go to the costume shop, do my best to ignore Leelee Sobieski, and buy that ape uniform I've been eyeing.
UNIT76
aww, that's cute vasa
did you all go out for pizza & ice-cream afterwards?
None of this makes any sense... so what did you do, fill out an Illuminati application? Did you take a some kind of test and/or pass a background check and they just select you as the best candidate? Some super secretive organization just sends you an email as opposed to men in black showing up at your door in a black Mercedes telling you you've been selected?
I hope this is all just a big joke.
Aleister
reply to post by Vasa Croe
Thanks! I'll buy this illuminati hat to go along with the ape costume, and will be waiting with bells on (what kind of bells, only the illuminati will know)....
StormyStars
reply to post by Aldakoopa
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None of this makes any sense... so what did you do, fill out an Illuminati application? Did you take a some kind of test and/or pass a background check and they just select you as the best candidate? Some super secretive organization just sends you an email as opposed to men in black showing up at your door in a black Mercedes telling you you've been selected?
I hope this is all just a big joke.
lol! I KR? I kept ignoring the emails, the P.O B letters & they said I passed the initiation test? lmaoroflol!
I couldn't block their calls with my old cell phone & would hang up, but I got a Smartphone when the other broke, I even switched providers but the new cell has a call block app so now they text using too many devices for me to block lol, but I just delete them.
There is an email for a Miss Young who thought my letter, emails, etc were authentic but she is a fraud cracker lol!
She DID post them all for me as fraudulent eventually however, & each one they still persist in sending lol!
I would email Miss Young IF the OP STILL or TRULY believes this to be the real deal hahaha!
She will show him the same from 100's, which finally made her crack them as fraud though they still persist.
Ii only KNOW my late Dad, 2 late Grandfathers, 1 Great GrandFather & 2 Step Grandfathers had rings, though I had thought them Masonic, apparently were not.
I wonder if the men in the OP's family had rings as well? Is my only idea on it.
Doesn't explain why the bug me & no other family members though, maybe b/c I am the only, only child in the 2 Family's?
My late ex late Father-In_Law had a ring as well but far as I'm told, none of his chilren or Grandchildren are being bothered, maybe b/c their not alone in this wacked world?
I always respected the OP but if he isn't being sarcastic & pulling everyone's leg, then that's 1 more that will get tossed out of the, ' lost respect for window ' lol! Too ffunny!
DeadSeraph
So the illuminati uses outlook? Wow. Maybe they aren't so sophisticated after all.
G0v0D47
Aleister
reply to post by Vasa Croe
Thanks! I'll buy this illuminati hat to go along with the ape costume, and will be waiting with bells on (what kind of bells, only the illuminati will know)....
Try dressing like a black KKK member, youll fit right in.
Aleister
G0v0D47
Aleister
reply to post by Vasa Croe
Thanks! I'll buy this illuminati hat to go along with the ape costume, and will be waiting with bells on (what kind of bells, only the illuminati will know)....
Try dressing like a black KKK member, youll fit right in.
Ah, you talk like you were just born yesterday. Wait....you were! Welcome to ATS, and enjoy your adventures here.
And for the posters who question if the OP is serious, have your sarcasm/satire meter checked for a short...a short pull on the leg!