posted on Apr, 10 2015 @ 07:49 PM
Not sure if this topic is still going but.. Here are some of my personal favorites that I've used successfully (delivery and context is key):
1- if a girl looks at you and holds eye contact for more then two seconds, walk over to her straight away and say "you really need to work on your
long distance flirting technique" alternatively "you know... its rude to stare" "you know you could just come over and say hi" or (this one takes
some balls) when she is in a group "hey guys can you tell your friend to stop staring at me, its kind of distracting"
1a- im not sure if you guys know, but in my experience eye contact for more then an instant is *never* accidental, and this goes double for when a
woman makes eye contact with a man. Same goes for supposedly *incidental* touching- if a girl isnt attracted to you, there is NO way she would make
eye contact with you or touch you in the slightest.
2- if youre having a conversation with a girl and she calls you an asshole/idiot/stupid (either joking or as an insult) either way just smile and say
with a cocky grin "Thats mr. asshole/idiot/stupid to you missy!"
3- This one is a classic "hey there, want to flirt and talk about sex?"
4- "so.. buy me a drink?"
5-before you even speak if she mentions she has a boyfriend "well, you seem like the type of girl who could use two"