Favorite Pick-up lines

Now I've been married @ 100 years, so I don't use them anymore and don't see a need in the future.

But after reading some replies in another thread, it got me thinking about pick-up lines that have been used.

Men, what are your favorites for the ladies?
Ladies, what are your favorites for the men?
Transgender androgynous folks, what are yours?

My favorite one (back in the day) was, "You're cute enough to stalk!"

When it got laughs, it worked great!

When they looked at me funny, I just slinked away and would say, "Okay, THAT one didn't work!"

A girl once picked me up in a train by telling me how she lost her phone at the train station, and asked me to use my phone, than she called her phone and took it out of her pocket and cheekily smiled at me...

That was such a turn on.

I used to just tell women "you're very beautiful and I'd like to get to know you if you're single" worked most of the time

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I always liked "you look like my 3rd wife", to which they'd ask "how many times have you been married?", to which I'd answer "twice"...

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Mine was " there must be a movie studio close by ...:>)

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I don't use pick up lines but when I was younger my favorite one was "how would you like a sexual experience so intense...it will change your political views"

Another one was "is your father a baker??" she says no than I say "how come you have great buns than?"

The one that stuck in my head from aeons ago was this handsome Australian guy at a pub in London:

'Do I know you?'.....I looked at him and no, I didn't recognize him from anywhere and told him so. Then he grabbed my hand and said:

'Are you sure I don't know you?......cause you look like my next girlfriend'.......it was so cheesy it was actually too cute!!

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I thought this was a funny one:

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Oh yea , way to go and create a anarchist .lol tooo funny

Mine has been..
" Hi! Nice to meet you"
Then let whatever happens...happen..I'm not one for cheesy pick up lines..
I find them a little off putting.

I did have a nice lady ask me while I was in uniform. To please listen to her heart with my Stethoscope. Because her heart skipped a beat.
That did put a smile on my face.

Sometimes when I'm being goofy I'll say

"wanna go halves on a baby?"

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Those were great but I have a feeling your about to get deleted.

In three, two, one. . . . poof!

Funny as hell

My best pick up ever.... walk up to the girl, sit down next to her and say "hi, my names Keith. I think your cute and wanted to come say hi". works like a charm. Doesn't hurt I have hollywood movie star good looks either.

Did have a good one almost once though but can't lie with a straight face very well. In a bar with some guys from work, real cute waitress asks what we are up too, they say in town working. I happened to be wearing an Ericison air crane shirt (helicopter company we use to set air handlers) so I said I was the pilot.

She was all excited about going for a ride in the morning but I couldnt keep the straight face. Not sure how I would have pulled off the whole "I swear I parked it right here yesterday" if it had gone well.

Personal favourite:

"You'll do."

The one that really sticks out.
Again I'm in scrubs at this point. And I was a wee bit pudgy for a bit.
There was and older lady ( 75 ).

I was getting her adjusted on the stretcher. She grabbed my butt then my waist.
Then she says.
"Oh honey I feel your love handles. That makes a nice speed bump!"
Blushing in front of the other nurses.....I immediately hit the gym and have not had "Handles" since.

On a liter note
You get what you pay for. If you use a cheesy line. And the recipient responds with "OMG! that is so romantic"
You may end up with a Bimbo or a Mimbo.

And the one right now that is like a cheese grater on my brain is.
" did it hurt when you fell from heaven"

Aaarrrrrgh...I want to smack whom ever says it!


Note: Keep it simple stupid.

Walks up to girl: Excuse me, is your boyfreinds name Michael ?

Right answear.

Girl: no, i have no boyfreind!
Me: Cool, can i buy you a drink then

Wrong answear.

Girl: Yes, you know him or no his name is John!
Me: Oh sorry then. Walks away

Mianeye
Walks up to girl: Excuse me, is your boyfreinds name Michael ?

Right answear.

Girl: no, i have no boyfreind!
Me: Cool, can i buy you a drink then

Wrong answear.

Girl: Yes, you know him or no his name is John!
Me: Oh sorry then. Walks away

Haha you should modify that end statement...to say...."well hes probably cheating on you...hi im "

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"You're ugly but theres something intriguing about you"..
WARNING: Only to be used on gorgeous woman.

The first time I used this line was in a bookstore on a Teri Hatcher lookalike (in her younger years). My mind was blown when she responded, "Oh thank you" ...she smiled and we small talked a few minutes. .. I had no finish tho... my mind was racing the whole 2 mins as I couldnt wrap my head around her reception to me.. My body was literally vibrating as I walked away.

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HO LEE CRAP! Lol