posted on Apr, 4 2014 @ 01:48 PM
The one that really sticks out.
Again I'm in scrubs at this point. And I was a wee bit pudgy for a bit.
There was and older lady ( 75 ).
I was getting her adjusted on the stretcher. She grabbed my butt then my waist.
Then she says.
"Oh honey I feel your love handles. That makes a nice speed bump!"
Blushing in front of the other nurses.....I immediately hit the gym and have not had "Handles" since.
On a liter note
You get what you pay for. If you use a cheesy line. And the recipient responds with "OMG! that is so romantic"
You may end up with a Bimbo or a Mimbo.
And the one right now that is like a cheese grater on my brain is.
" did it hurt when you fell from heaven"
Aaarrrrrgh...I want to smack whom ever says it!
Note: Keep it simple stupid.
edit on 4-4-2014 by Bigburgh because: (no reason given)