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Favorite Pick-up lines

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posted on Apr, 4 2014 @ 02:19 PM
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"Wow, I noticed you from across the room... you look incredibly smart!"




posted on Apr, 4 2014 @ 02:20 PM
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Nice pants, want to ****?

Or

I was over there admiring the shape of your skull....

or

Just wear my Dress Blues.



posted on Apr, 4 2014 @ 02:23 PM
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kimish
Sometimes when I'm being goofy I'll say

"wanna go halves on a baby?"


This is another cute one!



posted on Apr, 4 2014 @ 03:03 PM
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Apparently I'm old and jaded. All those lines made me wince until we came to:


watchitburn

Just wear my Dress Blues.





posted on Apr, 4 2014 @ 03:23 PM
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*Holds handkerchief toward woman's nose*

"Does this smell of chloroform to you?"



posted on Apr, 4 2014 @ 03:27 PM
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I've used the 'Clydesdale scale' before.

Me: I give you a 10 on the Clydesdale scale

Her: what's that??

Me: that's how many Clydesdales it would take to tear you off of my face



posted on Apr, 4 2014 @ 03:37 PM
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I would walk up to the girl, "Allow me to give you my card." and hand her the Joker from a Bicycle deck. Then take it back, "Oops, wrong card." then hand her the Jack of Hearts.

Never worked, but I thought it was clever. I'm still single, BTW. Go figure.



posted on Apr, 4 2014 @ 03:38 PM
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from guys-

"Aren't you tired? 'Cause youve been runnin' thru my mind all night!"
"What time is your curfew?" (to women obvious not in need of one)
"Wow! Ive seen all of your movies!"

and my all time favorite pickup line....
"Whats SEX got to do with MARRIAGE?"



posted on Apr, 4 2014 @ 03:40 PM
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"Hey,

I have half a beer"



posted on Apr, 4 2014 @ 04:06 PM
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You have very nice looking shoes, miss.



posted on Apr, 4 2014 @ 04:37 PM
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[snip] me if I'm wrong, but is your name Bob.
edit on 7-4-2014 by elevatedone because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 4 2014 @ 04:44 PM
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"hey"

?

"what, you don't remember me from that thing a few years ago??"

I swear this has never failed me.



posted on Apr, 4 2014 @ 04:47 PM
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Fun one, beezzer
The only one that ever worked for me...and...it only worked once...was
"Will you divorce me?"
The response was - "I would have to marry you, first."

edit on 4/4/2014 by WanDash because: cryptic



posted on Apr, 4 2014 @ 04:48 PM
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Oh god guys...sorry but all of these lines made me either cringe or laugh. What kind of women are you trying to get here? Lmao. Come on...enough with the old limburger,I want to see some creativity!
Have you also played out all the potential responses your pick up line could get? Ya'll need a no fail...



posted on Apr, 4 2014 @ 05:00 PM
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"Hey, my eyes are up here"

edit on 4-4-2014 by kimish because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 4 2014 @ 05:07 PM
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Theses ones are guaranteed winners!



Was that your flatulence or mine that entered the room?

Hey that's my drink your drinking!

Since when did you get out on Parole?



posted on Apr, 4 2014 @ 05:08 PM
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" I'm Bender. Let's do it!"



posted on Apr, 4 2014 @ 05:17 PM
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Hey you,....didn't we elope together before in a past life

Can you tell me which way is magnetic north, im lost at your pole

Don't talk to me about divorce where not even married yet.



posted on Apr, 4 2014 @ 07:27 PM
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AthlonSavage

Hey you,....didn't we elope together before in a past life



That one might actually get a response from me. Suggest modifying the "Hey you" to maybe a simple "Excuse me"



posted on Apr, 4 2014 @ 08:06 PM
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Excuse me......Did it hurt?

Did what hurt ?

Falling from heaven.




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