Favorite Pick-up lines

"Wow, I noticed you from across the room... you look incredibly smart!"

reply to post by beezzer


Nice pants, want to ****?

Or

I was over there admiring the shape of your skull....

or

Just wear my Dress Blues.

kimish
Sometimes when I'm being goofy I'll say

"wanna go halves on a baby?"

This is another cute one!

Apparently I'm old and jaded. All those lines made me wince until we came to:

watchitburn

Just wear my Dress Blues.

*Holds handkerchief toward woman's nose*

"Does this smell of chloroform to you?"

I've used the 'Clydesdale scale' before.

Me: I give you a 10 on the Clydesdale scale

Her: what's that??

Me: that's how many Clydesdales it would take to tear you off of my face

I would walk up to the girl, "Allow me to give you my card." and hand her the Joker from a Bicycle deck. Then take it back, "Oops, wrong card." then hand her the Jack of Hearts.

Never worked, but I thought it was clever. I'm still single, BTW. Go figure.

from guys-

"Aren't you tired? 'Cause youve been runnin' thru my mind all night!"
"What time is your curfew?" (to women obvious not in need of one)
"Wow! Ive seen all of your movies!"

and my all time favorite pickup line....
"Whats SEX got to do with MARRIAGE?"

"Hey,

I have half a beer"

You have very nice looking shoes, miss.

[snip] me if I'm wrong, but is your name Bob.

"hey"

?

"what, you don't remember me from that thing a few years ago??"

I swear this has never failed me.

reply to post by beezzer

Fun one, beezzer
The only one that ever worked for me...and...it only worked once...was
"Will you divorce me?"
The response was - "I would have to marry you, first."

Oh god guys...sorry but all of these lines made me either cringe or laugh. What kind of women are you trying to get here? Lmao. Come on...enough with the old limburger,I want to see some creativity! Have you also played out all the potential responses your pick up line could get? Ya'll need a no fail...

"Hey, my eyes are up here"

Theses ones are guaranteed winners!



Was that your flatulence or mine that entered the room?

Hey that's my drink your drinking!

Since when did you get out on Parole?

" I'm Bender. Let's do it!"

Hey you,....didn't we elope together before in a past life

Can you tell me which way is magnetic north, im lost at your pole

Don't talk to me about divorce where not even married yet.

AthlonSavage

Hey you,....didn't we elope together before in a past life

That one might actually get a response from me. Suggest modifying the "Hey you" to maybe a simple "Excuse me"

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Excuse me......Did it hurt?

Did what hurt ?

Falling from heaven.