It's not just Music for the Simple, but also for your Pimple
Take an MP3 player, add some sort of facial cleansing ionizer, and boom, best product ever. The Mpion is a MP3 player that you rub on your face to
release acne cleansing ions. Now you can cleanse your face to those Phat Monster Beats!
If you want Friends and Family to know that you'll execute them if they don't like the food you've prepared, let them see this. "The Ex" is
available in red or black ($70) and chrome ($100). It even comes with five knives, so you're ready to do some stabbing right out of the box.
Drinking from a glass only requires one hand. But if you want the extra inconvenience of having to use two hands -- and hunching over and probably
spilling the drink all over your lap anyways -- please try this electric arm from the 1950s.
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