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The "What On Earth Were They Thinking" thread

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posted on Jul, 21 2014 @ 08:08 AM
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From the Department of Exiting


Nothing to see anymore... move along, move along..




posted on Jul, 22 2014 @ 04:10 PM
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From the Ministry of the Poorly Exercised


Help to get there is by request only "Girly-Man"



posted on Jul, 23 2014 @ 02:04 PM
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From the Verbotten Dept...


Between the hours of 3-6pm all wind energy and gas expulsion's will be forbidden



posted on Jul, 24 2014 @ 02:06 AM
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Memo from the Life Partner/Therapist


Instead .. You spin me round round like a record, round, round..


(post by BoogieMan911 removed for a manners violation)

posted on Jul, 25 2014 @ 03:19 AM
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From the department of Re-Hydrating


Inhale and exhale rapidly, then repeat till sufficiently dry...



edit on 7/25/2014 by JohnnyAnonymous because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 25 2014 @ 07:48 PM
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From the "Get a Grip" Department

You need to get a 'hand'le on your phone..



posted on Jul, 26 2014 @ 05:21 AM
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From the Do I have to wear Shoes Department

In the latest development of the bare foot craze, Footstickers are what they sound like. Attached with a sticky adhesive, the plastic membranes cover the contact points of your feet and allow the rest of your feet to bend and rebound like they're completely naked.



posted on Jul, 27 2014 @ 03:45 AM
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From the Historical Stupid Idea Department


Because everyone Loves Dimples...



posted on Jul, 28 2014 @ 10:01 AM
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From the "My Aching Back" Department


Why bend over and sweep up that mess when your feet-sweepers can do it for you.



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 02:11 AM
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From the Department of Spiritual Enlightenment Cereal


Approved by Hindi's, Christian's and Muslim's to do a stomach good...



posted on Jul, 30 2014 @ 02:22 AM
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From the It's as Cold as a Witch's .... Department


What a wonderful scarf to warm up your loved ones Chest.. "Thanks for the mammeries..."


edit on 7/30/2014 by JohnnyAnonymous because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 31 2014 @ 03:01 AM
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From the "I'd give you the shirt off my back department"


Nothing says love like a 'two-peas-in-a-pod' sweatshirt...



posted on Aug, 1 2014 @ 06:45 PM
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From the Clean Floor department

Watch where you step...


edit on 8/1/2014 by JohnnyAnonymous because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 2 2014 @ 04:47 AM
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From the Fashion Department only a Star Wars Fan would love..

Galactic Princess Headphone Covers: For all the die-hard 'Star Wars' fans out there, now you can look more like Princess Leia than ever. The upside is that not only can you listen to your favorite tunes, you can also use these headphones to drown out the sound of the Death Star destroying Leia's home planet of Alderaan.



posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 11:26 AM
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From the department of contraceptive Forestry


Yes, we dont want you to just hike it out, we want you to take it all the way back to your house.



posted on Aug, 4 2014 @ 03:50 AM
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From the Historical Stupid Invention Department

In the 1930s, London nannies lacking space for their young ones resorted to the baby cage. It's exactly what it sounds like: a creepy wire contraption, patented in the U.S. in 1922, that lets you claim that space outside your city window for your infant. Risky? Maybe, but so convenient. How sweet; how sick.



posted on Aug, 5 2014 @ 03:41 AM
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From the Behind the Whole Thing Department


For those who do not want their hand to accidentally come into contact with their “output” when wiping after going to the toilet, this plastic extension arm was devised to do it for you! The end you held was a normal handle, and the other end contained a gripper into which you would insert the toilet paper. When one was finished wiping, a button allowed the release of the used paper into the waiting water below. The company to originally design and test market the item in 2009 discontinued it before even making it onto the market or securing a single sale, but due to applications with the obese or infirm (or the hyper modest), versions of this hygiene wand are still available online today.



posted on Aug, 6 2014 @ 03:38 AM
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From the Historical What the Heck Were They Thinking Department

A man displays how to use "The Peastick" in 1948. It's a stick. Used to eat peas. One at a time. That's all it did.



posted on Aug, 7 2014 @ 03:40 AM
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From the Department of Infantile Crap

No, "Turd Baby" isn't just a pejorative (look it up at Urban Dictionary, if you must) it is a store in Danshui, Taipei, Taiwan, selling stuff out of little vending machines!




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