What message would you want to personally say to E.T.

I would ask them why they didn't reveal themselves earlier and if i have had prior contact with them, but didn't remember it. After that, I'd ask to see their computers and technology and probably have a field day!

I very much doubt that any visiting Aliens would be welcome by a certain group of people who are intolerent of anyone who is not themselves. They would churn out the same vitriolic statements that they do to others whenever they get a chance " Go back to your own Country / Planet ". If they already hate other Human Beings, what chance do the Aliens have ?

What would I personally ask them ? " Where are my glasses " ?

*UFO lands and alien walks right up to me*

Alien - Hello human

Me - *Stares*.....about bloody time you guys got here! Now that you're here do me a favor, take our leaders and give them a good probing. 'K, thanks.

Alien - 0.o

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1. Mr ET, why dose your species need that extra long finger with a light on the..... "OOOH, HELLLLO"...!!!

2. Have you ever heard of lubricants?

3. You've worked for the TSA havn't you?

4. Have you got a good Lawyer?

You got my message! Finally, *sigh* excuse the mess around here.

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i would like to see their library and be able to understand the language thy use

I'd say, "Sup, G?"

I also like the Namaste idea too, but honestly it would depend on the nature of the encounter. Especially if it involved the little grey dudes. Or a seven-foot tall bipedal raptor. Or a bear. For as enlightened as I'd like to think of myself sitting in my apartment, the woods in the middle of the night are a different story. I wouldn't put it past myself to wanna blow their friggin' head off and/or run away screaming like a b*tch. Good topic, OP

My only question would be "Could you take me and a few select people out of here? I'll do whatever it takes"

"Get me out of here"

yeah.

I would say take me away from this mad world please I'll become a citizen on your planet.

It's according to which 'ET' that is likely to exist. There are the ETs that travel to our world by means of advanced transportation and then there are the ETs that exist who are in the same predicament that we are (very limited in the area of space travel and conflicts amongst themselves).

I don't believe that there is any message we could give an advanced ET. They've more than likely experienced every problem and difficulty we're presently experiencing. We are a stubborn race. We'll have to solve our own problems to gain understanding. If the ETs were to tell us how to solve our problems, we would reject them. It's just our nature to do so.

The second set of ETs wouldn't benefit from any message because they have the same mindset as we do. There is a possibilty that we could work together with the second set for the sake of progression but to tell them how to solve their problems without solving ours would be hypocritical of us.

Mr E.T why no clothes? is it becouse butt hole very small?
Mr E.T do youl fall backwards if you look up?
Mr E.T do you like to dance naked?
Mr E.t sorry didnt know where the toilet was so a #ed on th floor?

ZOLTAN????



'IZZAT YOOO?

Originally posted by MobSaget
"Get me out of here"

yeah.

Certainly earth mammal!
kindly slide in to this uh....uh... "transport pod" right between the sesame seed bun and giant leaf of lettuce.!

Walk toward it and execute Assassin Creed style
Silently tell him " You can rest now my long lost brother, all the misery you cause us human throughout the ages now all in the past. Rejoin the root of the universe."
Walk away and accept all consequences my fellow human betow upon me.

"Phoned home? That'll cost you £1,405,388,399"

Originally posted by warbird03
"These people are crazy, get me out of here!"

Yeah, that about sums it up.

Yup, that pretty much sums it up!

Do you know Mork?
From Ork?

I would say:
"I know we humans are stupid, but could you please take me for a ride? "

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Do you really believe what you said? and by that i dont mean you lost it, i mean do you really believe we wont harm them? because you know as much aas i, that as sad as it sounds they will be taken and experimented on :S.. maybe this is why we have never had any "visitors" from another world.. i believe and ever since a child i have had a fascination with the stars and aliens and things but i do not believe we will be peaceful to them, we will experiment on them .. just like they would to us.