A single Drug that makes you Tan, Slim, and Stimulates Sexuality

The Barbie drug is what it is being called. It started out as a way to make people tan using the hormone melanotan 2. But the tests show off some very beneficial side effects.

One man in the test states that the drug is better than viagra at getting things going. The researchers state that the sexual benefits start immediately.

The hormone also is supposed to suppress appetite.


One doctor quotes:

"If the Barbie drug proves to be the quick fix it promises to be, I would use it, not only prescribe it, if it did all of those things."

www.ananova.com...

I don't know how I put this in Cryptozoology but would the first admin that sees this please move it to medical.

Does it make you a werewolf as well?

no, but large amounts of melanin will make your skin black in color.

Personally i dont go for these sort if dietry things they never work the best way is to get plenty of exercise.

That pisses me off for some reason. Why cant people just accept who they are? If you want to loose weight-exercise and eat right. If you want a tan- go out in the sun and get one, its free. And sexuality...well...if it doesnt wanna work right, dont let it

A single Drug that makes you Tan, Slim, and Stimulates Sexuality


I always feel tanner, slimer, and more sexual after a couple of bourbons.
ooooppps, I see. Makes you, not makes you feel.

Damn.

I like being pale and pasty, Im voluptuous not fat, and everythings going ok in the sex drive area..
so Ill pass..

Though I do know a ton of models who would sell their souls to have a life time prescription of that stuff...
If it works it will make a milllion ..

Originally posted by joi
I like being pale and pasty, Im voluptuous not fat, and everythings going ok in the sex drive area..
so Ill pass..

Though I do know a ton of models who would sell their souls to have a life time prescription of that stuff...
If it works it will make a milllion ..

I Agree. Totally.

Perfect reply, Joi. You took the words right out of my mouth.

If everybody could SEE the difference in the personalities between the Kate Winslet vs the Kate Moss types come lunchtime (when I'm most often serving them) they would take the skinny, tanorexic cadavers down from the "Most Beautiful and Worshipped " body type for all time.

I am NOT kidding. My best customers order and eat wholeheartedly, without guilt, whatever the # they want.

The tanorexics on the other hand, almost always order salads. That or 6 inch turkey sandwiches, with no mayo, no cheese, etc etc. and they have the WORST public personas I have EVER seen.

In fact, I want to run screaming whenever I hear the words "I want one of your atkins salads....", because I KNOW that customer won't be either easy OR friendly.

All drugs can have side effects. Please see this

thebentinel.com...

I, for one, would prefer to keep my friends. They accept the real me!

Well, since this is a conspiracy site did you ever wonder why so many pills are being handed out. We TRUST what is in them ... but do we really know.... hmmm.... Personally, Healthy, food and exercise does it for me. Sexually, I would guess that if you exercise, then the heart and everywhere would be stronger and lead to stronger sex drive as well.

why are they calling it a barbie drug the usa proves once again that they wont get off their fat a...s and do some exercise.

what next a drug that makes babies so they dont have to have sex.

Quote posted by KayEm

skinny, tanorexic cadavers

Tanorexic....yes I have never heard such a perfect term for it..Im stealing it
::runs away!

Perfect band aid for our quick fix, self serving, self gratification now material culture .

Seems that you have problems with people who are skinny or "tanorexic" as you say. Why? Let them be as they wish to be. I myself would consider a skinny and healthy over anything else being that they work for what they wish to be. Exercise and health are important to some people. The obese and unhealthy are a reason for high medical costs which I don't approve of. So bash as you will.

[Edited on 27-5-2004 by I See You]

Since this is a hormone, and most hormones get digested before absorbed if taken orally, is it a SQ, IP, or IV drug?

And since tanning in tanning beds seems to lead to some forms of skin cancer (somewhat disputed) wouldn't this be a healthier alternative?

Speaking of alternative, is this going the FDA route (is there anything peer-reviewed published?), or is it another alternative wholelistic snake oil?

[Edited on 27/5/04 by waltmarkers]

I am happy that they are researching such a drug. More people will become attractive and make the world look better.

Our primary purpose is to reproduce and anythin you can do to push that goal i say go for it.

Why are so many people against other people bettering themselves?

Also, why did that guy loose his friends. Is it because he became an arrogant show-off? It didn't say how the drug related to his loss of friends.

its most likely some kind of crack because if probaby reduces sleep, eating, or positive thinking when you dont have it. ROFL.

Originally posted by Qraz A.K.A. MIlfort
I am happy that they are researching such a drug. More people will become attractive and make the world look better.
Why are so many people against other people bettering themselves?

There are many definitions of "attractive". The most followed one, being the "skinny, tanorexic" women. I dont think starving yourself and being pelleted with UV rays constitutes as "bettering" yourself.

Im not against skinny tan women in any way. Hell, Im toppin corn this summer, so I am one. I just think its disgusting how much concern our society places in looks. Wouldnt it be such a better use of time and money to search for a cure for cancer, or HIV?

I agree that someones pursuit of thier definition of beauty is thier own business. If taking the easy route to getting tan and skinny will give you fulfillment then more power to ya. Instant gratification is what this country is based upon nowadays, whether it's for beauty or food or entertainment.