Here is another winner - however with this one a friend and I tried to intentionally come up with the worst poem we could. It actually turned out
alright
(Wait, on further reread... no it didn't)
20,000 leagues under your sheets
(Experimental poetry created by combining the influences of popular music, sea shanties and 2 bottles of cheap red wine)
My loins burn with the thought of you.
Arched over like
A Bridge over Troubled Water
I dive deep down into your murky depths
Discovering the buried treasure
Circling your cove of pleasure
I pause…
but only for a moment
X marks your g-spot and I dig it.
Slowly, you resurface sea-wrapped in seaweed
Your heaving bosom rising and falling
Like the morning tide
Like dolphins at play
Like ocean spray
Am I dreaming, or is this fantasy?
Tell me, enchantress, have you Bewitched
Bothered and Bewildered me?
Sweet Lorelei, Siren to the Sensuous
Who guides lost sailors into your warm welcoming port
Creature of the sea
You make me break out
In a cold James Brown sweat
And I lust
And I thrust
And I whisper your name like a sea breeze