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You have been officially awarded the William McGonnagall award for bad poetry
Originally posted by nikelbee
You have been officially awarded the William McGonnagall award for bad poetry
Originally posted by nikelbee
You know, I just realised that best 'earnest' poetry has both a date and a name, as if the poet really envisioned it would live onto posterity.
Originally posted by nikelbee
What? An WHOLE hour and a half to come up with that gem? Priceless.
Originally posted by nikelbeeI like your sense of humour kedfr. I'll start the bidding for ' Fool's Paradise' at 2 pounds only if you throw in the Amstrad.
Originally posted by nikelbeeI must ask (although you don't have to answer) was this 'golden candle' the same person as the duck poem girl? I enquire because the duck card has a 'frozen heart upon uncaring lake of ice' motif and this one is more of a 'hot candle flame of misshapened passion'. I'm wondering if all your poetry runs so hot and cold.
Originally posted by AGENT_T
The boy stood on the burning deck
his legs were all a quiver
he had a cough,his ass fell off
and floated down the river...
Originally posted by eyeblack42
i like cheese
spring makes bees
i like eggs
i hang clothes on pegs
i like toast
for that i wont boast
i aslo like a good roast
or you tell me
If my Daddy hadn't met up with my mommy,
I'd have missed this fine party tonight...
If my daddy had shacked up with somebody else,
just supposing, for instance Miss Abigail Schmelz, or
Patricia McFish or Louella Mc Gee,
I wouldn't have resulted, I wouldn't be me... - Theodor Seuss Geisel
Originally posted by nikelbee
Originally posted by eyeblack42
i like cheese
spring makes bees
i like eggs
i hang clothes on pegs
i like toast
for that i wont boast
i aslo like a good roast
or you tell me
Eyeblack - thanks for posting. It reminds me a little of a Dr. Seuss poem gone wrong. Believe it or not, the beloved children's writer had some pretty bad poetry he could have happily posted on this thread.
Here is an example of his early work. It is called 'Untitled poem' and I think I know why.
If my Daddy hadn't met up with my mommy,
I'd have missed this fine party tonight...
If my daddy had shacked up with somebody else,
just supposing, for instance Miss Abigail Schmelz, or
Patricia McFish or Louella Mc Gee,
I wouldn't have resulted, I wouldn't be me... - Theodor Seuss Geisel
I don't know if that makes me feel better or worse.
Oh - like the time coincidence. Weird.
Excalibur
Take this cool dark steeled blade
Steal it, sheath it
In your lake
I drown with you to be together
Must you breathe?
Cos I need Heaven."
It's so moving
Originally posted by nikelbee
Excalibur
Take this cool dark steeled blade
Steal it, sheath it
In your lake
I drown with you to be together
Must you breathe?
Cos I need Heaven."
It's so moving
Indeed. Although I myself was not moved . I wonder if it's a guy thing? I also have to say that the 'Must you breathe' part made me just a tad uncomfortable. But i'm happy to note that you didn't follow up that line with an expletetive. And of course your next line, 'Cos I need heaven' is simply delightful.
Good entry
No it's not a guy thing more a sarcasm thing.
It's from "the office" (very funny program) but mine was better.
Here's my latest masterpiece
I went to the shops today,
whilst eating a bail of hay
I fell on the ground,
made a terrible sound
and went to A and E in dismay.