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originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
So, help me understand here...why, pray tell, do they make the peanut butter jar so tall that you can't get the peanut butter out of the jar without getting peanut butter all over your hand???
And..why is it that someone always calls you on your cell phone right after you've stuck your hand in the peanut butter jar? Now peanut butter is smeared all over your phone, and on both hands, from furiously trying to wipe it off (cuz you can't wipe it off with the hand which already has peanut butter on it). I mean, I love peanut butter, but...C'MON!!
Hell, by the time I get off the phone I've got peanut butter on my face, in my hair, on my hands, on my shirt, on my pencil, on my... (well, never mind).
Yeah, yeah, I know...you can get one of those fancy long peanut butter spatulas, but once that's already in the dishwasher then you're hosed. Back to peanut butter all over everything.
Can someone enlighten me on this phenomenon?
Just sayin!
originally posted by: LoneWolfMT
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So, my friend, the only enlightenment I can offer is this: Life is a jar of peanut butter. It's sticky, it's complicated, and just when you think you've got a handle on it, your phone rings.
originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
So, help me understand here...why, pray tell, do they make the peanut butter jar so tall that you can't get the peanut butter out of the jar without getting peanut butter all over your hand???
And..why is it that someone always calls you on your cell phone right after you've stuck your hand in the peanut butter jar? Now peanut butter is smeared all over your phone, and on both hands, from furiously trying to wipe it off (cuz you can't wipe it off with the hand which already has peanut butter on it). I mean, I love peanut butter, but...C'MON!!
Hell, by the time I get off the phone I've got peanut butter on my face, in my hair, on my hands, on my shirt, on my pencil, on my... (well, never mind).
Yeah, yeah, I know...you can get one of those fancy long peanut butter spatulas, but once that's already in the dishwasher then you're hosed. Back to peanut butter all over everything.
Can someone enlighten me on this phenomenon?
Just sayin!
originally posted by: tanstaafl
This is Gods way of telling you not to consume peanut butter. It isn't a fit food for human beings.
originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
So, help me understand here...why, pray tell, do they make the peanut butter jar so tall that you can't get the peanut butter out of the jar without getting peanut butter all over your hand???
And..why is it that someone always calls you on your cell phone right after you've stuck your hand in the peanut butter jar? Now peanut butter is smeared all over your phone, and on both hands, from furiously trying to wipe it off (cuz you can't wipe it off with the hand which already has peanut butter on it). I mean, I love peanut butter, but...C'MON!!
Hell, by the time I get off the phone I've got peanut butter on my face, in my hair, on my hands, on my shirt, on my pencil, on my... (well, never mind).
Yeah, yeah, I know...you can get one of those fancy long peanut butter spatulas, but once that's already in the dishwasher then you're hosed. Back to peanut butter all over everything.
Can someone enlighten me on this phenomenon?
Just sayin!