I just Launched an Asteroid at Paris and vaporized 2,318,496 people ... Erm , Sorry

originally posted by: Creep Thumper

originally posted by: JAGStorm

originally posted by: Creep Thumper
That was fun. I wiped out DC. Three million plus casualties. More energy released than a Yellowstone eruption. Impact equivalent to one every 35 million years.

What if this is really a test to see which of us are psychopaths?

If so, I’m like a moth to a flame 🤣

Also, in 40 years from now if one of my great grandkids runs for president, and they bring this up, SORRY it’s just a JOKE!
I imagine all humor will be wiped out by then!

I was just thinking I've probably made some government list now.

I suspect many of us assume this.

a reply to: caterpillage

Thanx A HOLE👍 I'm dead from the shock all the way here in Pittsburgh.

We had a polar bear habitat at the zoo.

Edit: we had penguins there too. It was the one place in the Northern Hemisphere that I could see polar bears, penguins and Santa in the same place this time of year.

😢

originally posted by: TonyS
a reply to: JAGStorm

Not me, I went straight for San Francisco!
399,762 dead Democrats in the crater
1,856,567 dead Democrats from the fireball
846,734 dead Democrats from the shock wave
1,504,370 dead Democrats from the wind storm.

I call that Progress!

Why waste a perfectly good asteroid on people that are already brain dead in a place filled with poop? This is why
They took away our superhuman powers!

a reply to: JAGStorm

Well hamburgers are my kryptonite.😉

originally posted by: incoserv

originally posted by: Creep Thumper

originally posted by: JAGStorm

originally posted by: Creep Thumper
That was fun. I wiped out DC. Three million plus casualties. More energy released than a Yellowstone eruption. Impact equivalent to one every 35 million years.

What if this is really a test to see which of us are psychopaths?

If so, I’m like a moth to a flame 🤣

Also, in 40 years from now if one of my great grandkids runs for president, and they bring this up, SORRY it’s just a JOKE!
I imagine all humor will be wiped out by then!

I was just thinking I've probably made some government list now.

I suspect many of us assume this.

I’ve suspected this but was convinced when they took away my amazing post on where people were sticking potatoes!
Guess that would be a weird one to have print out and archive. 😂🥔

a reply to: JAGStorm

I was very upset about that


And a weeee bit ashamed at the same time

I owe you an apology.


Launch Po Ta ohhh Astroid here....
33.6211998, -111.9242786

Somewhere in Arizona 😉

a reply to: gortex

Ok, this game is a little too fun.

I just launched a 500ft gold asteroid into the pacific just outside of Seattle.
I will also dump boatloads of bleach into the water before it hits so maybe
Seattle can have a bleach bath. No deaths, but eardrums will be ruptured, so maybe people there will stop
Talking too. All the crackheads will jump in the water searching for the gold and either drown or get really clean.
It’s a win win if you ask me.

a reply to: JAGStorm

I didn't try the gold!
I didn't try the gold.

I thought it wouldn't survive.

a reply to: gortex

I just wiped Buenos Aires off the face of the earth....unfortunately I took most of Uruguay with it.

Now if I can just figure out how to wipe out Hartlepool but leave all the surrounding areas intact?
Westminster too.

originally posted by: Bigburgh
a reply to: JAGStorm

I didn't try the gold!
I didn't try the gold.

I thought it wouldn't survive.

originally posted by: Freeborn
a reply to: gortex


Now if I can just figure out how to wipe out Hartlepool but leave all the surrounding areas intact?
Westminster too.

I think for that you need to forget asteroids and get back to basics with a localised black plague targetting Monkey hangers and Thorney Island.

But then you'd have all the BPLM activists on your back.

How come nobody has sent one to Davos yet?

originally posted by: gortex
a reply to: chr0naut

Hope you don't live near Christchurch ... it aint pretty.
Although the same asteroid only vaporized 63,175 people.

Nah, I'm further North. We are probably going to be wiped out by Taupo erupting.

I've been playing with this thing, always targeting DC and going with a one-mile asteroid.

I've killed millions and millions of people with blast and wind and the like. Always comes up that it's been anywhere from 35 to 48 million years since we've had a strike of this magnitude.

Seems to me we're overdue. Especially in DC.

a reply to: Creep Thumper

Maybe we could use the 500ft asteroids and just cut a line using them and saw off both California and Florida from the US.

California can float over to China and Florida can go in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle where it belongs. 🤣

a reply to: Bigburgh


Pretty sure I'm a goner here in toledo as well.

Oh well, I had a good run

a reply to: caterpillage

I know man. 😢🤘

a reply to: gortex

This is great. I'm destroying cities all over the planet. Next Antartica... wish me luck.

originally posted by: caterpillage
a reply to: Bigburgh


Pretty sure I'm a goner here in toledo as well.

Oh well, I had a good run

Somehow I think people from Ohio would survive… 😬

a reply to: gortex

I am being cheeky.

Because we know asteroids are far more Hard Bois than comets.
I fink comets are the soft bois and they are mostly ice and dust so.

The explosion would be more interesting?

So I did a comet at 1500 ft diameter, 3800 mph . Impact angle almost straight 5 degrees. I suppose the way something could fall totally straight from space onto an egg is quite hard.

lol 'I did a comet mom!' ok son let me see the leftovers.


I did a comet at Dodge City, Just cuz I like Western things.
So sons and daughters of the Lord. Get out of Dodge because
We have deaths of
Airburst

Your asteroid blew up 12 miles above the ground

The explosion was equivalent to 945 Megatons of TNT

An impact this size happens about every 25,000 years

Would be the largest airburst in recorded history

3.9 mile wide fireball

An estimated 80,338 people would die from the fireball

An estimated 71,926 people would receive 3rd degree burns

An estimated 244,553 people would receive 2nd degree burns

Clothes would catch on fire within 65 miles of the impact

Trees would catch on fire within 147 miles of the impact

198 decibel shock wave

An estimated 4 people would die from the shock wave

Anyone within 9.6 miles would likely have ruptured eardrums

Buildings within 24 miles would collapse

Homes within 33 miles would collapse

569 mph peak wind speed

An estimated 12,572 people would die from the wind blast

Homes within 5.2 miles would be completely leveled

Within 20 miles it would feel like being inside an EF5 tornado

Nearly all trees within 36 miles would be knocked down

.

And I thought Ice Was Nice

The problem is the atmosphere.
It makes fire and stuff.
We need to make the atmosphere more carbon neutral and tell it to allow more things in from space.
If that was to happen, we would have less fire going on.

Hell, let's just get rid of the atmosphere.

Why not?
Its full of carbon anyway.