Some hotels not stocking bibles anymore

originally posted by: Sillyolme
No I haven't. Unless you're going to a boutique hotel there's no alcohol stocked in hotel rooms.

All Hilton-level properties have mini-bars with hooch. I wouldn't call a Hilton a boutique hotel, particularly the crap hole that I stayed in this week next to ORD.

originally posted by: Sillyolme
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No I haven't. Unless you're going to a boutique hotel there's no alcohol stocked in hotel rooms.
You only have to be eighteen to rent a hotel room. The drinking age is twenty one.
I stay at better hotels. Embassy suites, Sheraton four seasons Hilton. None stock alcohol.

so at 18 you can finish work, drive the wife and kids to the inlaws and drop them off, book into a hotel....

But you're legally too young to buy a few beers?

What a silly ol' country you guys have.

originally posted by: nonspecific
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No bacon?

What do you think I'm going to make with the baby?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Sillyolme
And I seldom go grocery shopping while staying at a hotel but it's not unheard of to pop in for some snacks to take back to the room. No list needed.

I meant I steal the stationery for my own lists...

I think the truly most pressing question here is why do you have a Bing tab open?

Bing?

BING?

Really?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh. Lol. Yeah I usually put that in my purse. Not the cheap pen. I have a pilot I've kept in my purse for over a decade. I just buy refill cartridges.
Where is the Drake?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: nonspecific
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No bacon?

What do you think I'm going to make with the baby?

then you need salt petre and a large plastic bucket with a good lid.

And juniper berries and a good handfull of bay leaves for a really good dry rub.

a reply to: Kryties

The CIA doesn't let me access another search engine.

originally posted by: nonspecific
then you need salt petre and a large plastic bucket with a good lid.

And juniper berries and a good handfull of bay leaves for a really good dry rub.

I have all that in the kill room.

originally posted by: Kryties

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Sillyolme
And I seldom go grocery shopping while staying at a hotel but it's not unheard of to pop in for some snacks to take back to the room. No list needed.

I meant I steal the stationery for my own lists...

I think the truly most pressing question here is why do you have a Bing tab open?

Bing?

BING?

Really?

As one of the most evil masons on the planet he access to the rare form of bing that actually works.

originally posted by: Sillyolme
Not the cheap pen.

I take anything that isn't nailed down.

Where is the Drake?

Chicago, next to the Hancock Tower.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Kryties

The CIA doesn't let me access another search engine.

Bastards.

Still, it's Bing. Friggin Bing.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I've never seen booze at the Hilton and I go to the embassy suites right here in my city for staycations often. I love the spa botanica. I spend the night use the pool and go to the spa in the morning.

originally posted by: Kryties
Bastards.

Still, it's Bing. Friggin Bing.

I actually like it better than Googs, Sergey and Larry can kiss my ass.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

"I take anything that isn't nailed down."

You should add a nice Esteing claw hammer to that list.

a reply to: nonspecific


I have close to 300 wooden hangers now, Mommy Dearest would be proud.

originally posted by: Sillyolme
I've never seen booze at the Hilton and I go to the embassy suites right here in my city for staycations often. I love the spa botanica. I spend the night use the pool and go to the spa in the morning.

They only have it at the actual Hitlon-level properties, e.g. The Hilton O'Hare where I just stayed. The lower level ones dont have it unless it's a fancier Conrad or Curio.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Looks nice
I've never been anywhere in the mid west. Kentucky once when I was a kid. My uncle was stationed at Fort Knox. I'm a coastal person. East, west .

My husband threw one of those cheap pool towels into our suitcase once I don't know why. I give him nice plush fluffy towels. He steals one that could exfoliate you as you dry off. Lol.

originally posted by: Sillyolme
Looks nice
I've never been anywhere in the mid west. Kentucky once when I was a kid. My uncle was stationed at Fort Knox. I'm a coastal person. East, west .

I'm all over the place with work, I'll do close to 275,000 miles this year.

Most of that travel is so I can read the Bible in hotel rooms and not be bothered.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Kryties
Bastards.

Still, it's Bing. Friggin Bing.

I actually like it better than Googs, Sergey and Larry can kiss my ass.

Don't mean to continue going off-topic but you're saying you prefer Microsoft over Google? Because Microsoft would never sell your data at all.....never....lol.

a reply to: Kryties


My chatbot algorithms were written by Bill (who may or may not have stolen the idea from Steve).