The Babadook after a few stiff drinks: "I tell you bro, I'm so tired of Pennywise. Every time I wanna scare some kids he first has to do his make-up
for two hours. And if it's not perfect, or it smudges, we have to go back all the way home to fix it. I've had it with his crap!"
The entire family is a twisted bunch. I mean, look at my investigative skills at work, and star me, STAR ME !!!111
But really, look at this, dad was a crusty dead sailor, the pretty son was a naughty vampire, the middle son was a dire dastardly viking, and the last
son was an EVIL clown.
Their sister is pretty fit though, but I'll leave that to your investigative skills
I've had it with these mofo kids in this mofo town.
And I had it with that mofo clown!
And I had it with that mofo ... that Babadook?
He's not so bad.
Behind the tough cardboard exterior,
He's a sweety.
He can play chess and Poker.
Keep the girls out.
Like a spook for your man-cave.
He's like one massive fart!
edit on 23-9-2017 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)