If you had three minutes with Donald Trump, what would you tell him?

I would tell him I love decorating with gold.

Can I have a job?

a reply to: underwerks

a reply to: angeldoll

1. Don't even respond to the entertainment nincompoops
taunts trying to get a rise and potentially stupid reply . They are beneath you.
2. Have Georgie Sorass's assets frozen.
3. Be very careful to fully comprehend from where, and to who, the Foreign
Influence is flowing into The United States.
4. Try to get in some rest whenever possible.
Time.
S&F

Three minutes with Donald Trump? What would I say?

Could you pass the meatloaf

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

HooHaa, you crazy filthy bugger!
He is way past those Studio 54 nights.
Sad to see Saturday Night Live dis him so bad.
I think he knew Belushi and the original cast.
Back in the day.

I'd grab his phone, scramble his twitter password and take some clippers to his hair.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Weird that you'd make it about me. I thought this was about Trump.
And what does Obama have to do with anything?

originally posted by: 3daysgone
a reply to: angeldoll

First I would shake his hand and pull him toward me.

He would know who he was dealing with then.

After the greetings and salutations, I would look up at the ceiling to see if he looked up also.

I would then know how to proceed from his response.

LOL, are you this guy?

a reply to: angeldoll

My class played an April fools joke on the theatre teacher we had in 8th grade. We laughed every time she said the word "it." Drove her up the wall. "What is it? What?" she kept saying, all upset.

I would do that to Trump. He'd freak out. Hilarious.

a reply to: kosmicjack

Now that's pretty funny!!

LOL!

I especially like the twitter account thing!

a reply to: okrian

I dunno, you are the one who brought up the arm wrestling thing.

Weren't you the one talking about what you would do??

I just responded. Nice deflection though.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Uh... deflection from what exactly? I addressed the OP.

You, for some odd reason, needed to come to a petty defense for Trump about playful questions. Take it easy buddy.

a reply to: angeldoll

I would show him this video:



Then I would look him dead in the eye and ask him one question...

Are you going to pee on the polar bears?

a reply to: angeldoll

i think i'd rather listen than speak, unless its a business meeting. In which case i'd rather pitch my widget than hear his thoughts on Alleppo.

Beware the ides of march .

I will congratulate him on becoming President and tell him to enjoy his 8 years in power. Congratulate him too on being the 1st male president in a long time who have balls and a back bone and act like a leader should. I might not like his style and most probably neither most of his decisions. At least he walked his talk. And in 4 years time if he is left to do what he was elected to usa might be in a better spot than last year. But we all know that aint honna happen

a reply to: VengefulGhost

You know...I had that same thought just the other day. After watching the presser. Good advice, he won't take it.

I'd tell him
"I'm a man who has suffered from depression and know sadness very well and yet I cannot begin to comprehend the level of sadness that must be within you or what could possibly have caused it."

a reply to: angeldoll

Shut up.

Keep following your heart Trump and do what's right for America

a reply to: angeldoll